ClaytonBigsby
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why do they call you Blossom?
Had sexual relations with a very ugly girl who my friends know now I'm paranoid.
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why do they call you Blossom?
Unclebaldrick
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Or a goiter, Elephant Man's disease, a jaw that does meet right, webbed toes and a vestigial tail.
Oh come on, you know it depends on so many factors. How horny or drunk you are, body type, sexual charism, availability of paper bags, wether you think you can get away with it. We need pictures?
could this be Dylan or noobgrowerlbc?
Where's Ms Ballbreaker?
why do they call you Blossom?
ClaytonBigsby
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dannyboy602
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I think you're safe bro...fleshlights don't tell tales
gR33nDav3l0l
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Got laid, who cares about anything else.
Flaming Pie
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I would totally do the chick on the right with the A cups.These two bitches are about where I draw the line
Singlemalt
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The boy is confused and obviously has a great deal issues. He even wonders why weed makes music sound better (see thread).
Singlemalt
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Hey OP, this is likely the best serious answer you'll get ^^^
The dog Cody gets some rep
LegalizeNature420
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I was sleeping off the booze.
LegalizeNature420
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You're getting yourself way too excited over all this ugly girl talk.
LegalizeNature420
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No, we won't have a good laugh bc they aren't going to find out. But if by some chance they do, then I'll just deny it.
LegalizeNature420
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Exactly! I'm even going to stand in front of the mirror and practice saying "that girl is lying". Not kidding
Unclebaldrick
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Oh, they will find out. They always find out. What's more, is that you're gonna get confronted at some point in front of your friends and they will instantly know you are lying. That's going to make things awkward for you. Your best bet is to immediately file a police report that she raped you - twice. Have you showered? They're going to need that for the rape kit. If you have, go hit that one more time and then call 911.
Or, if you don't want all that public attention, let all your friends know about it. Tell them all how amazing she is in the sack. Then all your buddies will bang her and won't be able to give you shit about it.
But they're all going to find out one way or another. Best just resign yourself to that and take the initiative.
Oh, how ugly is she? Like freak show?
Forget the mirror idea. It's different in person. They will know and will be harder on you for showing them weakness. Just like dogs.
Or, if you don't want all that public attention, let all your friends know about it. Tell them all how amazing she is in the sack. Then all your buddies will bang her and won't be able to give you shit about it.
But they're all going to find out one way or another. Best just resign yourself to that and take the initiative.
Oh, how ugly is she? Like freak show?
Forget the mirror idea. It's different in person. They will know and will be harder on you for showing them weakness. Just like dogs.
LegalizeNature420
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She's ugly. On a scale of 1-10, I'd say she's no more than a 3. And I only give her that much bc she's not fat.
Farmer's Hat
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alcohol is a motherfucker...
Unclebaldrick
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Is that a three on the ugly scale or pretty scale? Does your scale include severe physical deformities? Because a 3 ain't too bad on either scale without them.
LegalizeNature420
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Yes, it's of the devil.