Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[Unclebaldrick]

My fiancee is a D but she is a size 4 so yea. She also ended up getting a haircut like my .gif. Which made her look even more like it.

Well you know I like your gif. My wife had sort of a "Ramona Flowers" thing going when we met.

 

[tytheguy111]

One time in 8th grade I liked this really hot girl named Jade and I asked my older brother to help me out because I never really dated anyone before and he said draw attention to your dick when your around her well next day I walked in front of her and kept on scratching my balls and she was like QUIT FUCKING TOUCHING YOUR DICK IN FRONT OF ME ASSHOLE THERES A GODAMN REASON THEY MADE BATHROOMS and I was like da fuck and I ran out of school like a little bitch and I never look at her even to this day :/

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

One time in 8th grade I liked this really hot girl named Jade and I asked my older brother to help me out because I never really dated anyone before and he said draw attention to your dick when your around her well next day I walked in front of her and kept on scratching my balls and she was like QUIT FUCKING TOUCHING YOUR DICK IN FRONT OF ME ASSHOLE THERES A GODAMN REASON THEY MADE BATHROOMS and I was like da fuck and I ran out of school like a little bitch and I never look at her even to this day :/

LOL, great share, thanks.

Young uns, the lesson here is SHIFT it, don't scratch it. Hopefully we saved someone from the same embarrassment.

 

[SirGreenThumb]

So this happen in 8th grade and you still cant look at her? Interesting.....

 

[MojoRison]

Wow! Where is that!?

Not sure, the artist is a guy from BC is about all I remember, I just happen to grab the pic and left the page.

 

[Singlemalt]

Not sure, the artist is a guy from BC is about all I remember, I just happen to grab the pic and left the page.

I wasn't sure, photo vs. art.......my sister is an artist and she has stumped me a few times. I was thinking Southern hemisphere

 

[eye exaggerate]

When life hands you lemon thai, make smoke from it.

 

[Fungus Gnat]

Wow! Where is that!?

Photoshop island.

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

Anyone heard from Annie?

 

[Unclebaldrick]

So this happen in 8th grade and you still cant look at her? Interesting.....

It's only been a couple of years.

 

[tytheguy111]

It's only been a couple of years.

No it's been like 4 years Iam pretty sure

 

[tytheguy111]

LOL, great share, thanks.

Young uns, the lesson here is SHIFT it, don't scratch it. Hopefully we saved someone from the same embarrassment.

But It was to "attract attention" to my dick because my older bro Eric said thats what he did

 

[BarnBuster]

Anyone heard from Annie?

no just what she posted couple of weeks ago. I sure hope her health has improved, I miss her

 

[UncleBuck]

my chicken came back home. not sure where she went for almost two weeks, but she looks fine and dandy now.

that was the first double take i have done in a long time.

 

[BarnBuster]

my chicken came back home. not sure where she went for almost two weeks, but she looks fine and dandy now.

that was the first double take i have done in a long time.

long time alive for chicken on the loose

 

[UncleBuck]

long time alive for chicken on the loose

sure was, they're good foragers but not that good.

it was almost a legitimate triple take.

 

[Pinworm]

Birds are such cool people. We have a huge herd of turkey (almost 25 - mostly hens) barrell through the property every day. I've been feeding them cracked corn. They go crazy for it.

 

[Nutes and Nugs]

They go crazy for it.

So did Jimmy.

 

[BarnBuster]

So did Jimmy.

I so don't care

 

[Samwell Seed Well]

i care....