Little scams you've done

[hom36rown]

Lets see....I mustve gotten like 100 free pizzas just by calling them and saying last time I ordered it was fucked up and I called in and I was given a pizza on credit, a lot of the times people would just go along with it and not even ask any questions, sometimes I would have to get loud with them lol...eventually they caught on....as kids we used to always sneak in the back door at hometown buffet and take someones reciept off their table to get a free meal....in h.s we would steal as many liquor bottles as we could and sell water bottles of them for $5 bucks at school...one time we got an ounce off some girl that we didnt really know, got her number from a friend, we just handed her 3 dollar bills wrapped in a 20 and she fuckin drove off without even looking, we saw her stop and turn around like 5 seconds later but we were already booking it lol, that was the best one ever

 

[mjetta]

I used a fake 20 to buy an 1/8th one time. dont ask how i got it

 

[mastakoosh]

i did the pizza scam a few times and also the fast food one a couple of times.

 

[Mr Kush]

The fast food one was my favorite. I've gotten so many free burgers over the years. Half the time it's people's own stupidity. Rock on in and say that you didn't get something you asked for in your order and they just give it to you with no questions or proof of the receipt.

I'm more conscious with shit now; I feel bad ripping people off, LOL.

 

[Mr Kush]

I use to dry out Carrot Tops and sell them to poser kids as weed..
Also, I'd take Jones Caps (little candy things) and sell them to posers as Ecstasy.

ROFL! I love that one. A friend of mine used to do that at school except he'd grind up chalk, put it in a baggy and sell it off as coke.

You can always pick out the posers because what true stoner would think a dried up piece of carrot top is weed? Serves them right!

 

[{Kottonmouth.King}]

I worked at a sporting goods store in the snowboard section and scammed them for three free boards.
We had a tune shop downstairs and we did all sorts of things. So I filled out some paperwork for tuning and just took the boards in the back with the tag on it and gave the customer paperwork to a friend. He came in with the paperwork and receipt and just walked out with the boards under his arm and I gave him one for the deal.

But I've done tons of shit before mostly of the theft catagory.

 

[Yeah]

I worked at a sporting goods store in the snowboard section and scammed them for three free boards.
We had a tune shop downstairs and we did all sorts of things. So I filled out some paperwork for tuning and just took the boards in the back with the tag on it and gave the customer paperwork to a friend. He came in with the paperwork and receipt and just walked out with the boards under his arm and I gave him one for the deal.

But I've done tons of shit before mostly of the theft catagory.

I hope they were nice boards. Good gear costs a fortune.

 

[blackout]

when i was younger and stupid ,we would buy a thick shake ,go into the shop ,put a pair of expensive sunglasses into the thick shake ,then buy a crappy pair while sucking on the shake ,dont think you could do that these days ,but got some nice shades at the time ,i am ashamed

 

[Pookiedough]

I made a guy drink his own pee on yahoo,I gained nothing but a well earned giggle....and so ends the scamming career of Pookie.

 

[BongJuice]

I went to HomeDepot and bought a riding lawn mower in June. I used it for the whole summer. I took advantage of Homedepot's return policy by returning it and getting a full refund. In order to do this you have to a have a receipt and return it within 90 days.

I do this for alot of different things.
I needed a table saw one time, so I bought one and used it. Then returned it when I was done.

 

[gogrow]

i used to be a little bastard when i was younger...thief, con, junkie, etc...it comes back on you...that being said...

a friend and i used to have this lil scam runnin back in high school; we would duck out of PE early and go back to the locker room and rob kids blind...went to a rather wealthy school and we'd make about $300 a week to support our oxy habits; never got caught and it even made two of our other friends get in a fight cause one had gotten accused of it...we were horrible

sold this one kid creatine as coke..
another got pennicillin as somas (did make sure he wasnt allergic first)...he came back and bought more...was acting loaded

for a few months we were trading our dank man some dragons blood ("red rock opium")... he got getting scared that he was becoming addicted to opium....

ripped countless people off, etc....everything seemed like nothing mattered back then. now i have to live with all of those choices; my name isnt that great in my hometown...most of the people do know who i am now; but they still judge me by who i was then...

 

[Rsixxer]

I've done the pizza scam too, just a little different. I found photoshop pic online for a coupon for a free large 1-topping from Dominos. Called them, told them I received it in the mail, gave the guy a couple dollar tip!

 

[Ledkush]

i used to live in an apartment complex and sometimes, me and my friends would have the munchies and we would order a pizza to somebody else in the building then go outside and wait for the dude to get there, and whenever he went inside, we would jack the pizza that was in his car we got alot of free pizza doing this

 

[goatamineHcL]

i usd to take boxes from new shit form around xmas time and put old shit in it then return it to wal mart during xmas rush and they wouldnt check what was in the box and basically sell them a bunch of shit for cash or stoe credit refund

 

[skiskate]

I went to HomeDepot and bought a riding lawn mower in June. I used it for the whole summer. I took advantage of Homedepot's return policy by returning it and getting a full refund. In order to do this you have to a have a receipt and return it within 90 days.

I do this for alot of different things.
I needed a table saw one time, so I bought one and used it. Then returned it when I was done.

ahahahah that is hilarious i always wondered if doing that would work. Then my brother did it with a roto tiller ( the thing that like chews up dirt in your garden)

 

[FlipDV]

oh yeah, forgot to say, what every kid does when they're baked..
In high school we had a pizza hut like 10 minutes away from our school. So we'd always cut class early and then go blaze. Then we go to Pizza Hut and get the Pizza Buffet.

Then we realize.. who has money?
So then we do the 'ol dine 'n dash

Always great fun running from the big chef while you're high laughing you're ass off !

 

[panhead]

The older guys will remember this one.

Soda pop used to come in tall glass bottles like this.

In the 1960's through the late 1970's pop machines looked like refridgerators,the pop's were inside the machine laying on their side & stayed locked in place by steel jaws,once you put your 10 cents in the machine the jaws would open & you could remove the pop bottle.

The thing is that the top 4 inches of the pop bottle was exposed,all you had to do was to open the front door & pop the bottle cap off,then hold another bottle or cup under it & walla,free pop.

 

[Stoney McFried]

Shit, I never even thought of that! When I was a kid, I used to go down to the gas station and hit the coke machine in a certain spot and get a free one.

The older guys will remember this one.

Soda pop used to come in tall glass bottles like this.

In the 1960's through the late 1970's pop machines looked like refridgerators,the pop's were inside the machine laying on their side & stayed locked in place by steel jaws,once you put your 10 cents in the machine the jaws would open & you could remove the pop bottle.

The thing is that the top 4 inches of the pop bottle was exposed,all you had to do was to open the front door & pop the bottle cap off,then hold another bottle or cup under it & walla,free pop.

 

[gogrow]

a friend of mine used to work at a gas station in our area and he knew the carwash code for cops; you get an entire "the works" wash for free; needless to say, everytime we smoked in our cars, they got clean...

 

[Dabu]

i buy super cheap cars off craigslist from people who are really desperate to sell them. I clean and sell them again usually for double price. Not a scam but good money

Can you show me where you can get super cheap cars off craigslist?

I'm a noob when it comes to online classifieds such as craigslist