RIU is a sausage fest

[killemsoftly]

'The love boat,
soon we'll be making another run
the love boat
....'
Sing with me boys

 

[killemsoftly]

Sorry for killin the thread

Dude, you were on topic.
Sausages and all.
Don't close your lid, We'll miss you!

 

[Nutes and Nugs]

I vaguely remember that series.
Hey nutes, you ever go back and watch tv from when you were young: love boat, magnum p.i., etc?

Not often, those old shows were boring when they were new.
I still like All in the Family, Sanford and Son, 3's Company.
I'd bang Janet like a screen door in a hurricane.

 

[OscarLaGrouch]

 

[killemsoftly]

Powerful metaphor

I'd bang Janet like a screen door in a hurricane.

What about Battlestar Gallactica? Miami Vice?
Don't tell me those cyclons weren't cool and terrifying all at once.

Do you think Oscar is a giant piec of weed nutes?

Btw: you should check out salon.com It's interesting alternative American media. They hav esome pretty funny opinion pieces.

 

[Nutes and Nugs]

Powerful metaphor

What about Battlestar Gallactica? Miami Vice?
Don't tell me those cyclons weren't cool and terrifying all at once.

Do you think Oscar is a giant piec of weed nutes?

Btw: you should check out salon.com It's interesting alternative American media. They hav esome pretty funny opinion pieces.

I never watched many cop or fantasy shows.
Star Trek was cool, both old and new.

LOL< Oscar.

 

[killemsoftly]

I never watched many cop or fantasy shows.
Star Trek was cool, both old and new.
LOL< Oscar.

oscar is very misunderstood
i liked star trek next gen
that was a cool series, very well written
the spin-offs not so much

 

[OscarLaGrouch]

Beat my dick like it owes me money LMAO

 

[UncleReemis]

the threads I have seen all involved what I determined to be legit females that were getting a ration of shit about everything.
maybe you can point me to one of these sausage wielder threads so I can see what you mean.

yesssssss, sausage wielder is starting to catch. SAUSAGE WIELDERS! SAUSAGE WIELDERS FOR ALL!

 

[vro]

i wish i was a girl is that close enough

 

[Milovan]

if 9.6% of mend smoke and 5% of women smoke, then what percentage of women grow?

0.0000000005%?

The reason there is not many girls are on this site is a simple one.
RIU is known as mostly a grow site and there is no where near as many girls growing pot as guys. Most likely for every 100 guys that grow there is only one girl that grows.

 

[OscarLaGrouch]

The reason there is not many girls are on this site is a simple one.
RIU is known as mostly a grow site and there is no where near as many girls growing pot as guys. Most likely for every 100 guys that grow there is only one girl that grows.

less than that I bet. whether a girl grows or not, she will more likely than not be subjected to RIU BS and bail.

 

[Milovan]

oh haha. look if you guys need me to vet these girls for you I know how to do it. I live in LA. I see drag queens in WeHo all the time.

WARNING SIGNS OF A TS:

adams apple?
big knuckles?
crotch always coyly hidden?
pronounced brow?
way too much makeup?
OBVIOUS wig?
upper arms always covered?

if not, it's probably (gasp) a REAL, HOT FEMALE. (omg!)

you just can't accept that she might actually be a hot girl

Something like this?

 

[OscarLaGrouch]

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You forgot to mention
pronounced jaw lines as well.

yeah yeah that could be true of your 'girl' here tho. heavy steroid use. although I question whether a real girl would wear fishnets with open shoes.

 

[Milovan]

OscarLaGrouch said: ↑
"oh haha. look if you guys need me to vet these girls for you I know how to do it. I live in LA. I see drag queens in WeHo all the time."

The quickest way out of WeHo is to go straight.
Not you, I'm just sayin'.

 

[dannyboy602]

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Something like this?

"It puts the lotion in the basket"

...or else it gets the hose again.

Silence of the Lambs

It's that dude in fish nets. He reminds me of the tranny from the movie

 

[OscarLaGrouch]

"It puts the lotion in the basket"

??

 

[Pinworm]

 

[OscarLaGrouch]

Where all da white women at?

 

[cat of curiosity]

riu dudes are like this... do you really wonder why women don't stick around?