KLITE
Well-Known Member
Hi all
I hate flying. I hate the whole process of it, from booking the flights to landing. What i hate most is that im treated like a sardine in a tin and can never be confortable flying.
Today as i go in the plane to find my seat theres a guy even bigger than i am trying to make his legs fit on the seat next to mine. I could feel the impending doom.
I sat on my seat til after the plane took off and went to the toilet. Then something weird clicked in my head and i thought, nah this is my travelling cabin now. It was clean, smelled like freshner or something and it was spacious!
I practiced the illest face i could on the mirror and went to an air hostess and told her that i suffered from irritable bowl syndrome and i will most likely occupy the bathroom for a long while and to leave me alone with my illness.
The flight was only an hour and a half long, the hostesses came to check up on me twice i think and i just made loud fart noises with my mouth and hands for them to catch the drift. I went back to my seat close to landing time and that was it.
A heck of a lot of unconfortability avoided, id even say slightly luxurious, i just turned the tap on sometimes and had my own wee fountain. Fucking mint! If you hate flying for similar reasons and feel cheeky id advise you try it.
Best of Luck!
I hate flying. I hate the whole process of it, from booking the flights to landing. What i hate most is that im treated like a sardine in a tin and can never be confortable flying.
Today as i go in the plane to find my seat theres a guy even bigger than i am trying to make his legs fit on the seat next to mine. I could feel the impending doom.
I sat on my seat til after the plane took off and went to the toilet. Then something weird clicked in my head and i thought, nah this is my travelling cabin now. It was clean, smelled like freshner or something and it was spacious!
I practiced the illest face i could on the mirror and went to an air hostess and told her that i suffered from irritable bowl syndrome and i will most likely occupy the bathroom for a long while and to leave me alone with my illness.
The flight was only an hour and a half long, the hostesses came to check up on me twice i think and i just made loud fart noises with my mouth and hands for them to catch the drift. I went back to my seat close to landing time and that was it.
A heck of a lot of unconfortability avoided, id even say slightly luxurious, i just turned the tap on sometimes and had my own wee fountain. Fucking mint! If you hate flying for similar reasons and feel cheeky id advise you try it.
Best of Luck!
