Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[UncleBuck]

Do u give them anti biotics or innoculants? If I remember right we put inoculant in their water to prevent salmonella.

just a medicated chicken starter feed.

 

[Metasynth]

I'm a loser and a coward.

 

[charface]

I'm a loser and a coward.

Compared to?

 

[RB86]

I was selected to participate in the US Census Bureau survey. It said I was required by law to take it. I found this survey incredibly invasive to my privacy.

 

[charface]

I was selected to participate in the US Census Bureau survey. It said I was required by law to take it. I found this survey incredibly invasive to my privacy.

Sounds sexy..

 

[april]

I was selected to participate in the US Census Bureau survey. It said I was required by law to take it. I found this survey incredibly invasive to my privacy.

Did they ask for poop schedules...and ovulation start days? Next time volunteer this Info....

 

[RB86]

They asked stuff like do I get internet and can I climb the stairs on my own...

 

[abe supercro]

do you get internet?

 

[Singlemalt]

They asked stuff like do I get internet and can I climb the stairs on my own...

Well, can ya?

 

[RB86]

Well, can ya?

It's none of their business what I do with my stairs damnit

 

[RB86]

Lots of income questions. Which...doesn't the US government already know all my income? They should. They taxed the hell out of every penny of it. Where did I live last year? Do I have anyone visiting my house right now for a short stay, even a week or so...How is that relevant to anything? Will I be visiting anyone else?

 

[kinetic]

Expect a visitor soon, probably in a blacked out SUV with a name like Smith wearing a suit with a short haircut and aviator sunglasses on.

 

[RB86]

do you get internet?

It's a silly question to ask when you're answering the survey via the internet.

 

[kinetic]

It's a silly question to ask when you're answering the survey via the internet.

I always aske someone on the internet if they have the internet.

 

[RB86]

How many rooms does my house have...how many of those rooms are bedrooms...rude rude rude.

 

[RB86]

Not to mention this is all shit they could find out on their own. If they want to know it they should do the footwork, not ask me to do it for them. Isn't this the point of social security numbers? So they can keep track of stuff like this? What I own and how much I paid for it? What I make and what I spend it on? Theeeeeey know that stuff. Bastards.

 

[iamnobody]

Fuck yeah, just discovered a blackberry bush in the backyard. Once they're ripe I'm going to harvest and make some epic motherfucking blackberry cobbler.

 

[kinetic]

How many rooms does my house have...how many of those rooms are bedrooms...rude rude rude.

If they don't have closets they don't count as bedrooms.

 

[RB86]

If they don't have closets they don't count as bedrooms.

I'm sure the number of bedrooms in my house is critical information for the US government to have.

 

[RB86]

Maybe those 5 Taliban guys that just got out need places to stay and they're putting out feelers or something. They wanna make sure they have closets for their clothes and stuff.