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Doer

Doer

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And we pay these people?

http://www.barstoolsports.com/nyc/super-page/new-york-state-bans-tiger-selfies/



New York state lawmakers have passed a bill banning residents from taking “tiger selfies” — a rising trend on dating websites in which single men post photos of themselves posing with the ferocious felines in hopes of impressing potential mates. Assemblywoman Linda Rosenthal, a Democrat, explained that she introduced the legislation in order to increase safety at circuses and fairs, but acknowledged proudly that it would also put the kibosh on tiger selfies, which have become increasingly popular on dating websites Tinder and OKCupid, the New York Post reported. The bill prohibits “hugging, patting, or otherwise touching” tigers at fairs or circuses. “They can still pose with bears and monkeys,” the assemblywoman said. “They just have to take big cats off their list.” “I feel bad now,” cracked Miss Rosenthal’s staffer Lauren Schuster, the Post reported. “We’re killing bros’ dreams and chances of being laid!” New Yorkers who cuddle a jungle cat would face fines of up to $500. A spokesman for New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo told the Post that the bill was under review.
 
Pinworm

Pinworm

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Doer said:
And we pay these people?

http://www.barstoolsports.com/nyc/super-page/new-york-state-bans-tiger-selfies/

New York state lawmakers have passed a bill banning residents from taking “tiger selfies” — a rising trend on dating websites in which single men post photos of themselves posing with the ferocious felines in hopes of impressing potential mates. Assemblywoman Linda Rosenthal, a Democrat, explained that she introduced the legislation in order to increase safety at circuses and fairs, but acknowledged proudly that it would also put the kibosh on tiger selfies, which have become increasingly popular on dating websites Tinder and OKCupid, the New York Post reported. The bill prohibits “hugging, patting, or otherwise touching” tigers at fairs or circuses. “They can still pose with bears and monkeys,” the assemblywoman said. “They just have to take big cats off their list.” “I feel bad now,” cracked Miss Rosenthal’s staffer Lauren Schuster, the Post reported. “We’re killing bros’ dreams and chances of being laid!” New Yorkers who cuddle a jungle cat would face fines of up to $500. A spokesman for New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo told the Post that the bill was under review.
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It's cool, man. Or did you not hear? They can still pose with bears and monkeys!
 
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schuylaar

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Doer said:
Jibber Jabber

Did you see the World Cup guy, bite his opponent!?!

A whole new slant on back biting. He ran up behind just as the ball was getting there and bites the guy on the back of his shoulder. OUCH!

The guy responds exactly as I would. Left elbow to left temple.

Boom. He goes DOWN. :)

And he is ejected from play. Pretty cool game, I'm thinking, now.
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hahahahaa crazy right? apparently, he has history of doing so..he also has a pair of chompers on him.

actually, human bites are bad.
 
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schuylaar

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Doer said:
I could go hairless......but I don't. I don't have a hair-suite, praises to the Universe.

So, let me understand, you like your head bald? Or a bald head, or a bald rub somewhere? :)

I can get get into any kind of play, however, short of skin ink. My hair grows fast.

I've never shaved the package....yet. :)

I think I'd need some help with that.
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you don't shave, you wax. men do it all the time.
 
greenlikemoney

greenlikemoney

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Doer said:
Jibber Jabber

Did you see the World Cup guy, bite his opponent!?!

A whole new slant on back biting. He ran up behind just as the ball was getting there and bites the guy on the back of his shoulder. OUCH!

The guy responds exactly as I would. Left elbow to left temple.

Boom. He goes DOWN. :)

And he is ejected from play. Pretty cool game, I'm thinking, now.
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Some say he was overheard at halftime saying he was hungry and could really use a bite of an Italian sub.
 
Doer

Doer

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schuylaar said:
you don't shave, you wax. men do it all the time.
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Wax? Isn't that....painful? I really have no idea about these things. I know I would like a woman to do that to her....regions. But, for me it is about the view.

Such a pretty part. :)

Is that how a woman feels about it, also? I just really don't know. I would be willing to try it, for a good reason, of course. It might be really something.
 
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schuylaar

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Doer said:
And we pay these people?

http://www.barstoolsports.com/nyc/super-page/new-york-state-bans-tiger-selfies/



New York state lawmakers have passed a bill banning residents from taking “tiger selfies” — a rising trend on dating websites in which single men post photos of themselves posing with the ferocious felines in hopes of impressing potential mates. Assemblywoman Linda Rosenthal, a Democrat, explained that she introduced the legislation in order to increase safety at circuses and fairs, but acknowledged proudly that it would also put the kibosh on tiger selfies, which have become increasingly popular on dating websites Tinder and OKCupid, the New York Post reported. The bill prohibits “hugging, patting, or otherwise touching” tigers at fairs or circuses. “They can still pose with bears and monkeys,” the assemblywoman said. “They just have to take big cats off their list.” “I feel bad now,” cracked Miss Rosenthal’s staffer Lauren Schuster, the Post reported. “We’re killing bros’ dreams and chances of being laid!” New Yorkers who cuddle a jungle cat would face fines of up to $500. A spokesman for New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo told the Post that the bill was under review.
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it's not a selfie unless you take it yourself.

these guys are just doing the equivalent of a "jackass - part 5" movie.

like we really need another..
 
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