Wag The Dog - Random Political and News Jibber Jabber

[Pinworm]

Making up words is now your job. Don't screw it up.

IAC, "who the let the dog in, hunh, hunh...."

I'ma do me best!

 

[Doer]

SWEET!

I might need to wait for that. If I did it now, I'll end up having a signature written in a mildly psychotic state - which would probably involve more than one use of the word semen, or reference to a Bukakke film...

Currently, I can't be trusted to my own devices...

No! No....calm down. That is exactly what you need to do. Wait.....strike mildly. sub, completely.

And if you can't reference Bukakke, Miss Freud, you just can't. OK? Get some!

When in doubt use your vibrator devices.

 

[Pinworm]

I won this in a convo with @Yessica... I intend to abuse it. (She's a badass)

 

[Pinworm]

Just so you guys know, where I'm from, my brand of humor is considered very cerebral, and intelligent...

 

[Yessica...]

Just so you guys know, where I'm from, my brand of humor is considered very cerebral, and intelligent...

Nothin "low-brow" about you, my friend.

 

[schuylaar]

i <3 political jibber jabber:

 

[Pinworm]

Nothin "low-brow" about you, my friend.

 

[Yessica...]

 

[Doer]

Just so you guys know, where I'm from, my brand of humor is considered very cerebral, and intelligent...

Damn. Just...damn.

 

[Doer]

i <3 political jibber jabber:

OMG!!! Finally a good use for a trampoline,

Well, the Bare Breasted Norwegian Trampoline Team, not withstanding.

 

[Pinworm]

NLX likes the ladies with a penis and a vagina, but where the vagina looks and smells just like a butthole. Because some ladies have a penis and a buhgina.

 

[greenlikemoney]

You sure got that all wrong.

He was not ejected. In fact he was never even penalized during the game. The refs claimed not to have seen anything and the game played on.

The ball was nowhere near him.

He was not knocked down by being hit in the temple. The elbow went over the top of his head. He fell to the ground and ACTED as if the other player hit him in the mouth with his shoulder. When he fell to the ground clutching his face he was FAKING it.

FIFA has since reviewed the replays and have decided to penalize him. He could be banned for some time.

You should really check your sources.

http://nypost.com/2014/06/25/luis-suarez-faces-2-year-ban-for-biting-opponent-at-world-cup/

Banned 9 matches and 4 months / FIFA only though

 

[sheskunk]

Banned 9 matches and 4 months / FIFA only though

He'll be back to bite again.

 

[greenlikemoney]

He'll be back to bite again.

Oh yes, and you KNOW that fucking overbite he has hurts like a mofo !!!!!

 

[NLXSK1]

NLX likes the ladies with a penis and a vagina, but where the vagina looks and smells just like a butthole. Because some ladies have a penis and a buhgina.

You are a strange little man...

 

[Pinworm]

You are a strange little man...

 

[Doer]

Give 'em Hell pinworm

(Need a new word for that)

 

[Pinworm]

Give 'em Hell pinworm

(Need a new word for that)

Gimhellworm!

 

[AlecTheGardener]

Get to work deniers!

http://m.dailykos.com/story/2014/06/22/1308792/-Physicist-offers-10-000-to-anyone-who-can-disprove-man-made-global-climate-change

It just may be worth a few bucks to you.

 

[Pinworm]

So, I've been getting a lot of questions about "hey pinworms, why come no pictures of you with your shirt off?!" And it's getting redundant....So, I'm srsly considering it.