Internet dating - my first and only DICK-PIC chronicles...

Yessica...

Yessica...

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So I joined a dating site in 2011, because I was ready to find a guy to settle down. I didn't get much luck in that first year...no one that I wasn't creeped out about meeting, so I didn't meet anyone. But - surprisingly, I didn't get any DICK PIC's either.

Some asked, and I politely declined, just because it's not my thing to get a random picture of a stranger's dick. But then - like a glorious Present - Christmas '11, I finally got one!

I think, needless to say, I may have gone a little too far in the online beratement and beating of this poor, young, stupid little dude.

But I think I scared him away from dick-picing someone in the future without asking.

Christmas morning...2011 - my first Dic Pic!

Hilarity Ensued...

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On a lovely note - the fact that I was on the POF (dating site) for a long time reaming out this guy - allowed me to meet my current boyfriend.

He did NOT send me a picture of his dic, with the caption "I have a Present for You".

hahahaha
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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If anyone has funny dick-pic/ internet dating stories...please post. This was one of the top 10 funniest interactions with a human person I have ever had!
 
dannyboy602

dannyboy602

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Men are proud of their members. Most are anyway. There's even a site called Show your dick. It's jammed with thousands of picks all shapes and sizes...and there's a small segment of the site for women who like to show their pootangs too, although I don't know why anyone would want to see that. It's so...it's so...nevermind.
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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I'm all for people being as weird or out there - or whatever as they want to be - especially on the internet. I just think that both parties need to consent, in order to enter into the relationship of "internet naughty pictures".

If he had asked, I would have declined - and sent him on his merry way. But he didn't ask - and he clearly didn't even read my profile. He just saw - FEMALE, ONLINE.

I could have been young, like my nieces age. I feel like, without asking, it's predatory. So I treated him as such.
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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It was super funny when I put his handle into the google-box and all his photobucket pictures came up!!!! Dude was redonk. If you looked up Douchebag in the dictionary, you would find the definition of douchebag - which is what he was!
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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thump easy said:
i did once!!! have a prince albert shiny dome and all it got token off some one was maken fun off my breeding and spelling i told him to suck it!!POST!!!! and well it got deleated and well i hope to see it on a shirt one day lolz
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Ummmm....what? hahah

"I think he's trying to say he had a dick piercing, and someone made fun of his heritage and...spelling? And he wants to make t-shirts"

Am I really this high? I have NO CLUE what you're saying....hahah
 
DonAlejandroVega

DonAlejandroVega

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Yessica... said:
So I joined a dating site in 2011, because I was ready to find a guy to settle down. I didn't get much luck in that first year...no one that I wasn't creeped out about meeting, so I didn't meet anyone. But - surprisingly, I didn't get any DICK PIC's either.

Some asked, and I politely declined, just because it's not my thing to get a random picture of a stranger's dick. But then - like a glorious Present - Christmas '11, I finally got one!

I think, needless to say, I may have gone a little too far in the online beratement and beating of this poor, young, stupid little dude.

But I think I scared him away from dick-picing someone in the future without asking.

Christmas morning...2011 - my first Dic Pic!

Hilarity Ensued...

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On a lovely note - the fact that I was on the POF (dating site) for a long time reaming out this guy - allowed me to meet my current boyfriend.

He did NOT send me a picture of his dic, with the caption "I have a Present for You".

hahahaha
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confront the guy with a lit flame-thrower, and aim it at him.
what's that matter........I'm sure you've seen one of these before.........
 
mr sunshine

mr sunshine

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Yessica... said:
So I joined a dating site in 2011, because I was ready to find a guy to settle down. I didn't get much luck in that first year...no one that I wasn't creeped out about meeting, so I didn't meet anyone. But - surprisingly, I didn't get any DICK PIC's either.

Some asked, and I politely declined, just because it's not my thing to get a random picture of a stranger's dick. But then - like a glorious Present - Christmas '11, I finally got one!

I think, needless to say, I may have gone a little too far in the online beratement and beating of this poor, young, stupid little dude.

But I think I scared him away from dick-picing someone in the future without asking.

Christmas morning...2011 - my first Dic Pic!

Hilarity Ensued...

View attachment 3190476 View attachment 3190480 View attachment 3190483 View attachment 3190484 View attachment 3190485

On a lovely note - the fact that I was on the POF (dating site) for a long time reaming out this guy - allowed me to meet my current boyfriend.

He did NOT send me a picture of his dic, with the caption "I have a Present for You".

hahahaha
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Nice work! But be honest! Was his dick bigger then your current bf's?
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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What's the difference between forcing someone to see a picture of your parts on the internet, vs in real life? I just think people should be given a choice, wherever possible, of seeing another person's down-stairs mix-up...
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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mr sunshine said:
Nice work! But be honest! Was his dick bigger then your current bf's?
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It was all angled and upward...and he was flexing. If I was to judge, from that picture alone, I would say even his penis looked like a douchebag.

I couldn't be sure, but I think he had some sort of fading or writing in his pubic hair (the little which remained). I think it said "Ed Hardy"...
 
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