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Yessica...

Yessica...

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mr sunshine said:
Your X sounds like a lame jerk with a stick up his ass..If I was your X we would still have sex!
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Yeah, he wasn't funny enough for me. And I think he didn't understand the fact that since the dude was writing the things TO ME, I had every right to post the hilarity wherever I choose.

That being said, he never put up naughty pictures of me on "sluttyexs.com" or whatever...so I guess that's good.
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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I've only heard of people doing it...by way of the interweb. But there is a web site where disgruntled turds put up nude pictures of their ex girlfriends (and boyfriends I'm sure) for all to see.
It's pretty terrible....but then also really funny because it's not me...

Actually, I have never checked - I might be all over that shit.

Ignorance is bliss, in this particular scenario.
 
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urban1026835

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Yessica... said:
So I joined a dating site in 2011, because I was ready to find a guy to settle down. I didn't get much luck in that first year...no one that I wasn't creeped out about meeting, so I didn't meet anyone. But - surprisingly, I didn't get any DICK PIC's either.

Some asked, and I politely declined, just because it's not my thing to get a random picture of a stranger's dick. But then - like a glorious Present - Christmas '11, I finally got one!

I think, needless to say, I may have gone a little too far in the online beratement and beating of this poor, young, stupid little dude.

But I think I scared him away from dick-picing someone in the future without asking.

Christmas morning...2011 - my first Dic Pic!

Hilarity Ensued...

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On a lovely note - the fact that I was on the POF (dating site) for a long time reaming out this guy - allowed me to meet my current boyfriend.

He did NOT send me a picture of his dic, with the caption "I have a Present for You".

hahahaha
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now that is fucking funny.
 
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iamnobody

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Yessica... said:
I've only heard of people doing it...by way of the interweb. But there is a web site where disgruntled turds put up nude pictures of their ex girlfriends (and boyfriends I'm sure) for all to see.
It's pretty terrible....but then also really funny because it's not me...

Actually, I have never checked - I might be all over that shit.

Ignorance is bliss, in this particular scenario.
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I thought those pictures of you looked oddly familiar.
 
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iamnobody

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dannyboy602 said:
Hey why does it say I Luv u...then FAKE on ur fingers? Can't figure that one out.
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I did the "FAKE" across my knuckles first when I was 18. I wanted to put "LIAR" because everybody lies (again I was 18 and stupid at this time), but I compromised with fake because I thought that would be more socially acceptable for some reason. I eventually want to get it covered up with just black squares or something along those lines.
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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iamnobody said:
I did the "FAKE" across my knuckles first when I was 18. I wanted to put "LIAR" because everybody lies (again I was 18 and stupid at this time), but I compromised with fake because I thought that would be more socially acceptable for some reason. I eventually want to get it covered up with just black squares or something along those lines.
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Could you change it to:
BAKE
CAKE
MAKE
TAKE
or if you loose a finger:
CAK
 
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