Internet dating - my first and only DICK-PIC chronicles...

a senile fungus

a senile fungus

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puffdatchronic said:
So tell me from a girls perspective, how many messages do you get a day, and do you feel like you can be artificially more picky than you would be if a guy approached you on the street? Do you feel that this artificial pickiness actually lends far more superficiality to a potential relationship from the start thereby lowering the connection value you could have.
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I'll answer the question.

Not a chick first of all, let's get that out of the way.

I have, and currently am, internet dating. If I do say so myself my profile kicks ass, and I get a lot of interest. Not tootin' my own horn here, it is what it is.

I get between 0-5 messages from new girls every day, in addition to the ones I'm already speaking to. This can get overwhelming, so I try to limit myself to only speaking to 3-4 people at any one time. Its difficult to try to keep everything together and be personable and genuine when spread thin.

I feel that I can be much more selective in whom I choose to talk to and for which reasons. This is the boon and the bane of internet dating.

Do you feel that this artificial pickiness actually lends far more superficiality to a potential relationship from the start thereby lowering the connection value you could have.
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Yes. I mean come on now, you two chose each other based on a few pics and a short 'about me' section. The real effort is making a real human connection out of nothing when you first meet. It's disappointing for me actually; I build up a mental picture of this person from their pics, our conversation, from hearing their voice; then I meet them and compare the real thing against my mind's conception.

The longer I've been doing it the more I realize its really just me performing some large scale social experiment and that maybe I'm doing this for my own amusement. No end in sight.

Hope that helped answer the question, even though I'm a dude.

Peace all.
 
a senile fungus

a senile fungus

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puffdatchronic said:
I just have this feeling that there are 3 types of guy on online dating. Guys who are desperate for a ride. Guys who are social failures and normal guys

There will be FAR more losers and players than option 3, because this is their fantasy.. this is HOW they are going to get laid, it's their only chance. So they will message every girl, they might even be able to talk a decent game. But the end result is a girl not knowing what she is getting into, and through sheer volume of messages, has to be ultra selective and superficial, thereby lowering the chance she will actually talk to the guy who she really could have hit it off with.
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This is about right. But amazingly, women have proven themselves proficient at sorting through male bullshit. Most of my initial messages get a response, but they have to be well thought out and relevant. Not some bullshit hey how are you tonight type deal.

And yes, there are times where I feel like I was a great match for someone but nothing ever came of it but oh well, at least now I know vs despairing over the fact that "she coulda been the one"...

Ya can't score if ya don't take shot, ya know?
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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I had a rule - I never answered back to "hi". I got more of those each day than I could count. But, if someone took the time to write one sentence, just one, I would write them back.

My boyf wrote me 2 pages in his second message. TOTAL keeper...
 
ChingOwn

ChingOwn

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a senile fungus said:
I'll answer the question.

Not a chick first of all, let's get that out of the way.

I have, and currently am, internet dating. If I do say so myself my profile kicks ass, and I get a lot of interest. Not tootin' my own horn here, it is what it is.

I get between 0-5 messages from new girls every day, in addition to the ones I'm already speaking to. This can get overwhelming, so I try to limit myself to only speaking to 3-4 people at any one time. Its difficult to try to keep everything together and be personable and genuine when spread thin.

I feel that I can be much more selective in whom I choose to talk to and for which reasons. This is the boon and the bane of internet dating.



Yes. I mean come on now, you two chose each other based on a few pics and a short 'about me' section. The real effort is making a real human connection out of nothing when you first meet. It's disappointing for me actually; I build up a mental picture of this person from their pics, our conversation, from hearing their voice; then I meet them and compare the real thing against my mind's conception.

The longer I've been doing it the more I realize its really just me performing some large scale social experiment and that maybe I'm doing this for my own amusement. No end in sight.

Hope that helped answer the question, even though I'm a dude.

Peace all.
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First of all thanks for sharing Senile Fungus lol on the dating site you are on is there a 420 friendly section so you can connect with other smokers, how do you go about approaching, your future date about drug use?


Finally, and this question is for all members, what is the best angle for a dick pic? Is it from underneath? an Ariel view? a sleight angle? should I compare my dick to an intimidate object like a flashlight in the pic? Do I need to focus on the head the girth or the length? and do I include balls or is the shaft all that needs to be seen?

Thank you all in advance for your advice.
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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ChingOwn said:
First of all thanks for sharing Senile Fungus lol on the dating site you are on is there a 420 friendly section so you can connect with other smokers, how do you go about approaching, your future date about drug use?


Finally, and this question is for all members, what is the best angle for a dick pic? Is it from underneath? an Ariel view? a sleight angle? should I compare my dick to an intimidate object like a flashlight in the pic? Do I need to focus on the head the girth or the length? and do I include balls or is the shaft all that needs to be seen?

Thank you all in advance for your advice.
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A public service announcement - just for YOU!!!
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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Short answer (no pun intended) wait until the ladi likes YOU, Before you show her your penis. She will appreciate all the veiny, squishy, wrinkly glory much more if she likes you as a person BEFORE you send it.

Ooooor - send it to a fatty, because apparently they really like all dick. hahaha
 
a senile fungus

a senile fungus

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Yessica... said:
I had a rule - I never answered back to "hi". I got more of those each day than I could count. But, if someone took the time to write one sentence, just one, I would write them back.

My boyf wrote me 2 pages in his second message. TOTAL keeper...
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That's too much for me. I wanna stay interested in you, but not know too much so we can talk when we meet in person...

Its so easy to loose interest on the net
 
a senile fungus

a senile fungus

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ChingOwn said:
First of all thanks for sharing Senile Fungus lol on the dating site you are on is there a 420 friendly section so you can connect with other smokers, how do you go about approaching, your future date about drug use?


Finally, and this question is for all members, what is the best angle for a dick pic? Is it from underneath? an Ariel view? a sleight angle? should I compare my dick to an intimidate object like a flashlight in the pic? Do I need to focus on the head the girth or the length? and do I include balls or is the shaft all that needs to be seen?

Thank you all in advance for your advice.
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No I'm not. Because I'm not just looking for stoner chicks. Nor would I want people thinking I'm a stoner dood.

If I ask if I'm a smoker I say yes, because I do smoke cigars when I drink. If she asks about 420 its a yes as well, because I'm honest like that. But I will not divulge my drug history/preferences/habits to strangers or potential partners without getting to know them better.

As far as dick pics go, a lady might better answer this question than I. Gotta get into the state-of-mind, ask yourself how would I want to see a dick if I wanted to see a dick?

I'm guessing POV shot fully erect at a 90degree angle. No balls from this angle. As far as perspective, if your dick needs perspective than... (I have no idea how to finish that sentence. Suggestions?) lol
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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Well...I went the other way in my previous dating profile. Shock and Awe...ahaha

Mostly I was hoping to scare away the unfunny, and the douchers...
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mr sunshine

mr sunshine

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iamnobody said:
I'll just send you guys a link to it, and play it safe.


http://s23.postimg.org/bbnw8ym1n/I_love_you.jpg


The story here is that I told my Ex that I was going to get "I love you" tattooed, and she told me not to put words in her mouth. So after we broke up I did the tattoo (yes I did it myself and that's why it looks so bad) and sent her the picture.
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I bet when it's to cold the only letter that's exposed is the u!! Did it hurt? shit, half of its on your head!
 
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