Prepare Yourself For the Horror That is the C String

[Stoney McFried]

It's got underwire support, so you never have to worry about a saggy taint again. Also functions as a vise clamp, lock pick, boomerang, and headband. Dignity sold separately.

 

[Skuxx]

Saggy taint? Sorry I've never had to worry about that yet lol. looks like dude has an orange disc stuck up his ass

 

[Sativied]

Have you been in cryonics for the past 7 years?

 

[Stoney McFried]

Have you been in cryonics for the past 7 years?

Dude, I don't get out much.

 

[hydroMD]

Is that how it goes in the back?

Ive been doing it way wrong...