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Yessica...

Yessica...

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bu$hleaguer said:
As long as we don't have another gigantic post with scientific blather about smells, diseases, colors and other gross ass super personal bullshit between some chick's thighs go ahead and post all you want. I plan on banging the shit outta my old lady when she gets home in a few hours, and that will include tongue punching her ass and eating three full meals out of her somewhat bearded clam. Please don't ruin it for me.
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Am I missing the all-girl thread called "what does that smell mean?"

Where is it ? Bring on the gross!!!!
 
Hookabelly

Hookabelly

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Yessica... said:
Oh fuck - you just said the magic words. "Don't do that". hahahaha

It's like a challenge. I'm just going to have to sit on my hands after this...

(cue someone saying something about masterbating)
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I want the rasp. marbled cake. And a dbl espresso iced please. Wait- how are you baking? I thought your job was an at home on the phone type all day deal? Or are you baking while helping customers and wearing a headset?
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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Hookabelly said:
I want the rasp. marbled cake. And a dbl espresso iced please. Wait- how are you baking? I thought your job was an at home on the phone type all day deal? Or are you baking while helping customers and wearing a headset?
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I am on day....oh 16? Of a 20 day shift, in the NORTH. Ring-o-fire. Or "Hot Sauce Butt-Hole" as one of my funny buds called it!

I cook, all day, ery day. For lovely people. I like it!
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Yessica...

Yessica...

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Hookabelly said:
Well, we can try and outgross Bu$hleaguer, but I don't know if i'm up to that…… His descriptions trump mine any day. Yessica, you go for it.
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Naw, him and his GF are funny. Or - they like funny things. I don't want to make his penis sad for her....hahahaha

I am very tempted though....ok just one...
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Hookabelly

Hookabelly

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Ima go lie out in the sun…. More to come later… Yessica, will you bake a coconut cheesecake next? "MwhAH" *kiss*
 
bu$hleaguer

bu$hleaguer

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Well done ladies- the last flower was pretty fucking nasty. I looked up blue waffle the other day and definitely was surprised I hadn't heard of it earlier. And hooka, I'm not that young, I'm just mentally deranged from my years in college and culinary school and working with fucked up people.
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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bu$hleaguer said:
Well done ladies- the last flower was pretty fucking nasty. I looked up blue waffle the other day and definitely was surprised I hadn't heard of it earlier. And hooka, I'm not that young, I'm just mentally deranged from my years in college and culinary school and working with fucked up people.
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Cooks be CRAY!!! I would know!!!! Hey Brotha!
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This is 120 bucks in tenderloin. I want to eat it RAW!
 
Hookabelly

Hookabelly

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bu$hleaguer said:
Well done ladies- the last flower was pretty fucking nasty. I looked up blue waffle the other day and definitely was surprised I hadn't heard of it earlier. And hooka, I'm not that young, I'm just mentally deranged from my years in college and culinary school and working with fucked up people.
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Ohhhh so that's why all the foodie references to vagina, like steak drapes and meat curtains….
 
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