What do you do when you know your gonna get laid that night?

What do you do?

  • Chave me junk

    Votes: 12 37.5%

  • rub one out so I last longer

    Votes: 14 43.8%

  • Pinworm

    Votes: 15 46.9%

  • Chave da whole bod

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • watch porn for ideas

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • buy viagra

    Votes: 2 6.3%

  • buy lubes and vibes and chit

    Votes: 2 6.3%
  • Total voters
    32
sunni

sunni

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lahadaextranjera said:
Reading this thread I think men have got it so easy. For women it's the whole lot to take care of. Top to toenail. Matching underwear, the lot. Sounds like us girls are lucky to find you clean!!

A lot of men tend to ignore their dinosaur feet and to be honest socks in bed can sometimes be majorly under-rated!
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i have a routine every morning im sure you do too
i shower shave every single day , after shower i moisturize everyday , than i pain my nails or do a touch up on my nails ..and toe nails
than i pluck my eyebrows...than i put on my make up ect ect
get dressed
 
lahadaextranjera

lahadaextranjera

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sunni said:
i have a routine every morning im sure you do too
i shower shave every single day , after shower i moisturize everyday , than i pain my nails or do a touch up on my nails ..and toe nails
than i pluck my eyebrows...than i put on my make up ect ect
get dressed
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Ok now you make me look lazy! I wax my legs and eyebrows every few weeks! My toenails stay varnished for about 3 weeks.

Point being though that I'm sure they'd notice hairy legs, toes painted etc. on us!
 
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earthling420

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Clip my fingernails to work some magic, clip toenails in case she gets freaky, trim/shave, shower right before, have a trojan, brush teeth, and put on clean matching clothes. Dont masterbate for few days at least so they get a big load, chicks love big loads. And work out of course to up that testosterone and load size. And like Lahada said, they like them socks on too. Idk why. This is for every girl so I can be their legend lol Obviously if we were friends or whatever i wouldn't go through so much trouble each time
 
bu$hleaguer

bu$hleaguer

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I shower once every few weeks. Do my laundry once every few months. Pick the crustys outta my pubes and the mush from under my toenails once a month too. My asshole went sour and rotten a few years back so I might put a dab of ketchup on it so it smells better. My armpits have stained the hair in them a weird greenish brown and they have a warm moist cheese smell that I've gotten used to also. My teeth have an orange moss growing on them but I don't give a fuck- at least I don't need to brush em no more. Saves me dollas. If bitchez wanna fuck I ain't gonna do nothin special. Just show up at my trailer and shut tha fuck up. I'll lay yer ass on my old ass grey sheets and pound away. Not my problem if the sheets is cracklin and dead skin is bouncin around as I'm layin pipe. I gotta say tho ladies if I'm givin you the ol' trouser ferret and you dig your fuckin nails into my back and pop one of those pus filled boils I'm gonna be pissed as fuck. Keep those daggers to yourself, ho!
 
Skuxx

Skuxx

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bu$hleaguer said:
I shower once every few weeks. Do my laundry once every few months. Pick the crustys outta my pubes and the mush from under my toenails once a month too. My asshole went sour and rotten a few years back so I might put a dab of ketchup on it so it smells better. My armpits have stained the hair in them a weird greenish brown and they have a warm moist cheese smell that I've gotten used to also. My teeth have an orange moss growing on them but I don't give a fuck- at least I don't need to brush em no more. Saves me dollas. If bitchez wanna fuck I ain't gonna do nothin special. Just show up at my trailer and shut tha fuck up. I'll lay yer ass on my old ass grey sheets and pound away. Not my problem if the sheets is cracklin and dead skin is bouncin around as I'm layin pipe. I gotta say tho ladies if I'm givin you the ol' trouser ferret and you dig your fuckin nails into my back and pop one of those pus filled boils I'm gonna be pissed as fuck. Keep those daggers to yourself, ho!
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jeez man.... your avatar just tops it off
 
bu$hleaguer

bu$hleaguer

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mr sunshine said:
Norcos 4 of them if your drinking alcohol take three they must be the 10 mg... If you only got 5s take 7.....but be careful it's a marathon not a race and only try to break your dick inside of her towards the end ....u don't want to damage yo meat..If you start murdering her from the jump your gonna hurt your shit by the time you nut my nigg!!
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Makes sense to me.
 
lahadaextranjera

lahadaextranjera

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Don't let the SO smoke too much dope as they will pass out before you.

I can't tell you how many shags I've missed out on recently by getting my bf stoned. Daytime sex is a better option it seems. Lucky we don't work.
 
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