uhh i say who cares shit happens both waysSo one of the hottest experiences was when you were cheating on your girlfriend with her babysitter?
charming. ....lol
Good to know you were young
uhh i say who cares shit happens both ways
and as for my memorable experience was when i was 14 i had juss popped my girlfriends cherry so she was all over me letting me fuk whenever and where evr i wanted to so one night i went over to her house like a 2am grabbed a ladder that her dad had been usin and climber to her roof where her window was and there she was waiting on he rroof with a blanket and 2 pillows we layed down and talked for a bit than we started fukkin we were goin at it goin at it and she was moaning pretty loud sayin i love u i love u i love u and wat she didnt tell me was that her and her sister stayed in the same room than all of a sudden *Que estas aciendo!!!* it was her fukkin dad!!!!! he started climbing out the window so i got up pulled my pants up and jumped off the fukkin roof i could hear his ass cursin on my way down and i was laughin inside than i ran my fukkin ass off i swear to god i had never ran that fast in my life and while i was runnin i jacked off and busted my nut since i didnt get to while fukkin lol( lol made that part up but i really did never cum pissed me off) and when i was runnin down the street i seen them behind me so i had to skip threw yards n shit lucky i only stayed 6 blocks away so i could make it bak to my house pretty fast n dat is my most memoriable/craziest/sexual expeirence
Every moment I have is memorable, really. I feel each one girl was a conquest in and of itself. I feel all the women that have loved me were sweet cherries, and I sampled them. Love is but a dunghill, lacy, and I am simply the cock that crawls upon it to crow.
I didn't say it was one of my proudest moments.
I think zeke DAWGGGGGG suffers from small dick syndrome.This 1 time I was making love to this woman and she farted....it was so amazing
being a virgin sucks i have nothing to add...i just felt like whining. lol
lol im sure i popped my own cherry ages ago...haha. i found this shirt once that i thought was priceless "i may not have the cherry...but i still have the box it came in"
lol im sure i popped my own cherry ages ago...haha. i found this shirt once that i thought was priceless "i may not have the cherry...but i still have the box it came in"
oh yeah. i remember that toosex on acid was cool, very animalistic and expressive
well i can't say I have that problem.There's also one that says....I've still got my cherry, but now its pushed back so far I could use it for a tail light.
LMAO! i love it
oh yeah. i remember that too
well i can't say I have that problem.