What The Most Memorable Sexual Experience You Have Ever Had?

Stoney McFried

Stoney McFried

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Zekedogg said:
So did you have a hairy mofo, one thet liked fucking sheep or animal and another that had a malfunction with his pecker....Damn Id make a killing off of that autobiography:hump:
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Well if you really must know...I had a drunken sexual encounter with a guy I had worked with a few months...My brother's best friend inquired as to what his name was as he was driving down the road...when my brother told him, he placed his head in his hands and nearly went off the road. Screaming, my brother grabbed the wheel and said..."WHAT! WHAT DID I SAY!?" His friend mumbled..."We caught that guy fucking a sheep in high school. SO later that evening, my brother strools in with a grin like a cheshire cat....he proceeds to tell me the story...and then he asks..." SO>>>>did he make you wear a wool sweater?" Alos the sasquatch was nearly seven foot tall and looked like he had Chewbacca glued to his ass...when he farted it was like a party favor....ANd there were gentlemen whose penises, if dipped in ink, would have made fine tattoo needles.
 
CanadianCoyote

CanadianCoyote

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Like a party favor ... damn, that still has me giggling.

You seriously need to write that book.

Stoney McFried said:
Well if you really must know...I had a drunken sexual encounter with a guy I had worked with a few months...My brother's best friend inquired as to what his name was as he was driving down the road...when my brother told him, he placed his head in his hands and nearly went off the road. Screaming, my brother grabbed the wheel and said..."WHAT! WHAT DID I SAY!?" His friend mumbled..."We caught that guy fucking a sheep in high school. SO later that evening, my brother strools in with a grin like a cheshire cat....he proceeds to tell me the story...and then he asks..." SO>>>>did he make you wear a wool sweater?" Alos the sasquatch was nearly seven foot tall and looked like he had Chewbacca glued to his ass...when he farted it was like a party favor....ANd there were gentlemen whose penises, if dipped in ink, would have made fine tattoo needles.
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KidCreole

KidCreole

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When I was 18, my gf's best friend got married to her childhood sweetheart. all the pretty stuff must have exicted her cuz she was extra touchy feeley all nite. when i droped her back off at her house,(she was a year younger than me) i leaned in to give her a goodnite kiss. we ended up fucking in my car in front of her parents house with everybody there. the next day she had to go to her gyno bcuz she was really hurting, turns out i had bruised her cervix and the area all around it... BEST WEDDING EVER
 
cream8

cream8

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KidCreole said:
When I was 18, my gf's best friend got married to her childhood sweetheart. all the pretty stuff must have exicted her cuz she was extra touchy feeley all nite. when i droped her back off at her house,(she was a year younger than me) i leaned in to give her a goodnite kiss. we ended up fucking in my car in front of her parents house with everybody there. the next day she had to go to her gyno bcuz she was really hurting, turns out i had bruised her cervix and the area all around it... BEST WEDDING EVER
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shhhhhh you are legend. a sucmbag legend...i know we can sense our own
 
KidCreole

KidCreole

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yes i am a legend around these parts... im a fuckin god among insects! sry, my ego started typing for a second... clown taquitos anyone?
 
Tokin Tosh

Tokin Tosh

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I can name a few really great times my hubby and I have had for sure! Best western in Sublimity! Sugarloaf Motel Bend! In our bed at home soooo many! Sex has always been good for us!
 
hazmatt420

hazmatt420

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i am a slut slayer. enough said.

i get checked every 3 months for hiv and other stds.

bitches are nasty around here, but good cumdumpsters.

any ladies from the 313 reading, ive prolly hit it, and you need to get your ass in check and quit sleepin around.
 
Hydrotech364

Hydrotech364

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An old girlfriend of mine was an exibitionist,so one day she decides to do it outside in a big area of desert around san diego.[way too many helicopters]anyway it wasnt long before a huge transport of marines showed up and i was going at it,they said sir could ya bring her somewhere else.it was a off limits gun range...sux
PS:i didnt stop til we were finished...PEACE
 
AchillesLast

AchillesLast

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First time on acid I was like "Holy Shit I gotta have sex like this!" So my girlfriend and I got the room and we were going at it and like it was weird cuz I wasn't used to the visual distortions. Everything was going pretty stellar and normal, then we switched it up to doggie-style and wow. I thought I was a satyr and she was an antelope and I was ravaging her in a hidden moonglade. I was no longer our room, it had melted away, and I was there in the moonglade! It was legit to say the least.

But I must say, weed and sex are by far my favorite combo. It's just so much more significant.
 
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