Random Jibber Jabber Thread

Mr. Bongwater

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I just called my best friend for the first time in a few months.
Pretended I was a cop.
He was playing it cool but freaked out before he realised who it was.

I told him I was so and so from the blank city police department.

He told me to never do that to him agian. lol

Got you good fucker!
so are u a pig
 

Yessica...

Well-Known Member
Who the fuck you stealing from?
Shady ass deuschbag.
Grow up.
He's 19...you can't fast-track that shit.

I'm 32 and 3/4, and I'm STILL waiting for this whole "grow up" thing to happen....

Maybe at 40? hahahahaha

My friends son, 6 years old, was describing who I was to his best friend:

"You know, Yessica - kind of like an adult, but not. Yellow hair."

bahahahahahaha - kids say the DARNDEST THINGS! Usually true though!
 

Yessica...

Well-Known Member
When you said drums it reminded me of that...

It would be cool to have at a bonfire!
I can so relate to this. We live in a very secluded place, and nightly fires are a must. (when it's not raining that is) Drumming around a fire is mesmerizing too. Ever try it? Sounds a bit douchy, until you try it. Has to be the right vibe tho….
"PEOPLE LOVE TO WATCH FIRE BURN"
 
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