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Pinworm

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dude, that's not a sandwich...where's all your Doritos, egg, fish sticks, garlic bread, ham, Italian sausage patty, jalapenos, Krispy Kreme donut, lettuce, mac and cheese, noodles, onion rings, pepperoni, Queso blanco dip, ramen noodles, spinach, turkey burger, Usingers bratwurst, veal parmesan, waffle, xylocarp (coconut), yams and zucchini?????

You left out spaghetti :P
 

Dyna Ryda

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So on THAT note....

I got my IUD birth control removed, because I didn't like the idea of a foreign body in me that prevented me from getting my monthly "gift".

NOW my boyf and I are going to have to start using Con....cond....Con-Dome's?

I don't know - we never used them before.

So what's good? Recommendations?

I haven't BOUGHT any of those things since I was in high school. And fav dome-hats?
You don't need condoms. Tell him to use the dump truck method.
 

Singlemalt

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dude, that's not a sandwich...where's all your Doritos, egg, fish sticks, garlic bread, ham, Italian sausage patty, jalapenos, Krispy Kreme donut, lettuce, mac and cheese, noodles, onion rings, pepperoni, Queso blanco dip, ramen noodles, spinach, turkey burger, Usingers bratwurst, veal parmesan, waffle, xylocarp (coconut), yams and zucchini?????

Fuck!!! Now I have a hankering for a Dagwood..........with sardines and anchovies. And her leavings ;)
 

Dyna Ryda

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bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Oh GAwd....that;s good...
Is that where you throw all the prom night dumpster babies away on trash day?
haha no, pull out, dump your load OUTSIDE of the vagina. This process worked for me, I think, for many many years. I had my son when I was 28, Started getting it when I was 17, hardly ever used condoms. Condoms are the devil.
 

Metasynth

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haha no, pull out, dump your load OUTSIDE of the vagina. This process worked for me, I think, for many many years. I had my son when I was 28, Started getting it when I was 17, hardly ever used condoms. Condoms are the devil.
STD's and unwanted pregnancies are the devil. I was always scared shitless as a youth to NOT use a condom...Damn sex ed propaganda got to me, and I thought everyone had the Herps. Glad I used condoms growing up...That being said, my current gf (of 6 years) and i don't use condoms.
 

Yessica...

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haha no, pull out, dump your load OUTSIDE of the vagina. This process worked for me, I think, for many many years. I had my son when I was 28, Started getting it when I was 17, hardly ever used condoms. Condoms are the devil.
In point of fact - I don't use condoms, haven't in since before my boyf and I got together.

I kinda thought I was sterile...

Turns out - NOT!

So from personal experience - I will say, the annoying feeling of having rubber on your cock, is a polite tickle compared to the south-sucking devastation of having an abortion.

Just sayin' is alll....

I happen to think that hormone-generating birth control methods are the DEVIL.

Tomato, potato.
 
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