Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[dr.gonzo1]

whenever i post they troll me man and nm just playing cod lagging all over the place

Don't worry bout it. I don't even know what a lagging cod is. I'm guessing it's some fishing lingo im not familiar with but whatever.

Would you like to hear a joke?

"Why did the angry condom fly across.the room? Cause It was pissed off"

 

[Mr. Bongwater]

how the fuck am i supposed to know what u mean

 

[Mr. Bongwater]

Don't worry bout it. I don't even know what a lagging cod is. I'm guessing it's some fishing lingo im not familiar with but whatever.

Would you like to hear a joke?

"Why did the angry condom fly across.the room? Cause Ot was pissed off"

lollol thats a good one, and cod stands for call of duty and lagging basically means the game is glitching

 

[Mr. Bongwater]

i swear to god somebody calls every single time im busy doing something like in the shower, beating my meat or rolling a joint. Always something stupid too

 

[dr.gonzo1]

lollol thats a good one, and cod stands for call of duty and lagging basically means the game is glitching

Ah, ok I get you so cod is some kind of game you play and lagging is when it's not working or something? Sounds complicated.

When I was young we used to play a game with a plumber who had to save a princess or a monkey that jumped barrels. Never noticed this lag you speak of though. Did occasionally have to carry out some repairs by blowing in the cartridge now and again though, so guess it wasn't all good.

Edit: changed donkey to monkey (can't believe I said "donkey that jumps barrels.lol)

 

[Mr. Bongwater]

Ah, ok I get you so cod is some kind of game you play and lagging is when it's not working or something? Sounds complicated.

When I was young we used to play a game with a plumber who had to save a princess or a monkey that jumped barrels. Never noticed this lag you speak of though. Did occasionally have to carry out some repairs by blowing in the cartridge now and again though, so guess it wasn't all good.

Edit: changed donkey to monkey (can't believe I said "donkey that jumps barrels.lol)

you can play using the internet to shoot real ppl and since theres so many ppl using the internet its causes the game to slow right down

 

[dr.gonzo1]

you can play using the internet to shoot real ppl and since theres so many ppl using the internet its causes the game to glitch sometimes

Internet? Is that like yahoo or MySpace? I heard someone talk about this msn messenger thing where you can talk to real people. But my friend betty said someone offered to send her his naked p**is!! She was shocked to say the least and went back to faxing naked selfies to admirers instead.

Dangerous thing this internet, think I'll stick to multi screen golden eye instead.

 

[Hookabelly]

next fin? and by hazed do you mean stoned or harassed

*finally chimes in* Honey, if you don't know the meaning of the word hazing….wait are you a Newfie? Then maybe you get a pass. But you're coming off all wrong (another give away to being young) This ain't Facebook

 

[gR33nDav3l0l]

Apparently Robin Williams is dead.

 

[Singlemalt]

Bummer, funny dude he was

 

[Mr. Bongwater]

Internet? Is that like yahoo or MySpace? I heard someone talk about this msn messenger thing where you can talk to real people. But my friend betty said someone offered to send her his naked p**is!! She was shocked to say the least and went back to faxing naked selfies to admirers instead.

Dangerous thing this internet, think I'll stick to multi screen golden eye instead.

your using the internet as we speak

*finally chimes in* Honey, if you don't know the meaning of the word hazing….wait are you a Newfie? Then maybe you get a pass. But you're coming off all wrong (another give away to being young) This ain't Facebook

so your saying just cause i didn't know what "hazing" meant means im not an adult? .......and your also saying newfies are dumb?

 

[Mr. Bongwater]

oooooh hazing nvm i was just being slow

 

[dr.gonzo1]

Haha "I'm using the internet as we speak.lol. the internet comes from a cable man. Everyone knows that. Who's trolling who now?lol. This is a Nokia silly. Had it upgraded to riu by a friend who makes custom computer things. Also get to continue my record breaking snake save aswell. I'm boss at that game!!

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

Robin williams dead at 63 of an apparent suicide. Super bummed.

 

[Mr. Bongwater]

Haha "I'm using the internet as we speak.lol. the internet comes from a cable man. Everyone knows that. Who's trolling who now?lol. This is a Nokia silly. Had it upgraded to riu by a friend who makes custom computer things. Also get to continue my record breaking snake save aswell. I'm boss at that game!!

i thought u were trolling lol

 

[Singlemalt]

The droll, oblique British troll......'tis truly an art form. And yeah, Newfies are at best slow

 

[Mr. Bongwater]

The droll, oblique British troll......'tis truly an art form. And yeah, Newfies are at best slow

i assume you got evidence to back that up?

 

[dr.gonzo1]

i thought u were trolling lol

Lol. Sorry man I was but that last comment made very little sense. I blew it!

Sorry man just chill out and you'll be fine here. People like to fuck about, it's fun you might even enjoy it.

 

[dr.gonzo1]

Robin williams dead at 63 of an apparent suicide. Super bummed.

Seriously?

 

[Yessica...]

lollol thats a good one, and cod stands for call of duty and lagging basically means the game is glitching

Oh my son...I will teach you in the ways of crushng pussy...

You're new mom was quite good at it...