Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[Pinworm]

I've got the weirdest boner for cheap vodka drinks today. Everybody go say Happy Birthday to @UncleBuck or I'll punch you in the junk.

http://rollitup.org/t/the-shitheads-of-political.841323/

 

[UncleBuck]

no bday wishes for me. i'm low key like that.

 

[Mr. Bongwater]

happy birthday man

 

[Pinworm]

no bday wishes for me. i'm low key like that.

You will enjoy the attention, and you will like it.

 

[dr.gonzo1]

no bday wishes for me. i'm low key like that.

Fuck that!! If anyone deserves bday wishes it's your sorry ass!

Happy birthday man. Always got time for you!!

 

[Mr. Bongwater]

i think i found why i find joints get harsh after a while, its because im hitting the shit too hard

 

[MightyMike530]

i think i found why i find joints get harsh after a while, its because im hitting the shit too hard

there are a lot of other weed forums out there, maybe you should check some of them out, lol!

 

[Pinworm]

Dudes. On my way to the liquor store I seen this in some assholes driveway. Seriously. How fucking retarded does one have to be? Libby is begging for her crop to get ripped. (Free samples 10am - 2pm TOUR sunday only - $10 with papers)

 

[Pinworm]

I would enjoy some input on what to ask her... I am planning on calling and scheduling a tour of her garden here real soon.

 

[Garden Boss]

I would enjoy some input on what to ask her... I am planning on calling and scheduling a tour of her garden here real soon.

Midway thru the tour you should throw some sawdust and scream "Spider Mites!"

 

[The Outdoorsman]

Happy birthday Buck, I made you pancakes.

And got you a Vietnamese prostitute.

 

[Mr. Bongwater]

there are a lot of other weed forums out there, maybe you should check some of them out, lol!

not as good as this 1 and may i ask why u say that

 

[Pinworm]

not as good as this 1 and may i ask why u say that

Yea. You would TOTALLY ask that. Maybe one day when you grow up, you'll understand...

 

[UncleBuck]

not as good as this 1 and may i ask why u say that

no, you may not ask why. insufficient privileges.

 

[Mr. Bongwater]

Yea. You would TOTALLY ask that. Maybe one day when you grow up, you'll understand...

yeah ok, you don't believe im 19, you guys don't think i belong here because of that. nothing i can do about that

 

[Pinworm]

yeah ok, you don't believe im 19, you guys don't think i belong here because of that. nothing i can do about that

Dude. Just let it go. Either be hazed or just fuck off somewhere else.

 

[Singlemalt]

I would enjoy some input on what to ask her... I am planning on calling and scheduling a tour of her garden here real soon.

Wear slacks, sport jacket and tie. Points if you drive up in an unmarked Crown Vic. Ask about water usage, fertilizer usage, property drainage, where the nearest kids live. And smile a lot!

 

[Singlemalt]

Dude. Just let it go. Either be hazed or just fuck off somewhere else.

Fuckin Newfies

 

[Pinworm]

Wear slacks, sport jacket and tie. Points if you drive up in an unmarked Crown Vic. Ask about water usage, fertilizer usage, property drainage, where the nearest kids live.

I'm almost pretty sure she is all about Miracle Grow.

 

[Mr. Bongwater]

Dude. Just let it go. Either be hazed or just fuck off somewhere else.

i didn't i was being hazed i just thought i was just being disrespected and the only reason i asked what it meant that time was because it is a weed forum and i thought he meant stoned haha