"Ganga Growing Girls are Hard to FIND"...

[MD914]

I'm certainly glad all is well MD. Right, have a happy period, aye. and $200 is freaking nuts. Simple solution MD, come right on up n see me next time. The filthy bastards !!

Working it pretty hard Foothills...careful, you may pull a muscle

 

[Yessica...]

My last gyno appt, I was getting my IUD removed.

I was in the stirrups, and I had told him I was worried it would hurt to get removed. The nurse was there...and the FUN is about to begin. And by fun - I mean the potential of excruciating pain - because I don't know what popping one of those suckers feels like - and my mind usually expects the WORST.

The conversation went as follows:

Gyno: "I am going to have to touch you now"
Yessie: "Well if you did it with your MIND I would be really impressed"

(insertion of weird alien-rape spectrometer, and then slight tug)

Gyno: "Ok, all done"
Yessie: "Get the HELL outta here!!!"
Gyno: "I will, but I'm going to need a minute to remove this spectrometer."

He gets me...

Also - didn't hurt AT ALL - BOOM!

 

[Foothills]

Working it pretty hard Foothills...careful, you may pull a muscle

That aint gonna happen, not now anyway. and I just started on my first ice cold beer. Got all my shit done today and life is good.

 

[Foothills]

To be honest, when it comes to shit like that, I sympathize with ya's. Being a guy, I can't even imagine.

 

[Dr.Pecker]

Some chick tried to bait me once. She said "its okay, I have an IUD go ahead and cum." I say "you have a bomb and expect me to cum?" She says "it's birth control stick your finger in there you can even feel it." So Im basically finger banging her looking for an IED or IUD I couldn't find it,it was fun looking though. The whole thing seemed funny to me she wouldn't let me use a condom. It's a good thing she liked swallowing.

 

[greatbranch]

Some chick tried to bait me once. She said "its okay, I have an IUD go ahead and cum." I say "you have a bomb and expect me to cum?" She says "it's birth control stick your finger in there you can even feel it." So Im basically finger banging her looking for an IED or IUD I couldn't find it,it was fun looking though. The whole thing seemed funny to me she wouldn't let me use a condom. It's a good thing she liked swallowing.

Shouldn't negotiate with terrorists, Doc

 

[Dr.Pecker]

Shouldn't negotiate with terrorists, Doc

By far the friendliest terrorist I ever met. she tried to behead me with her mouth.

 

[Dr.Pecker]

So the same chick is blowing me in the woods. redhead bright blue jacket on, just going to town. I hear a noise I say "what the hell is that". she says "iumhmm"? I look up and three ultralight airplanes are circling us like a bunch of perverted vultures.

 

[Yessica...]

Shouldn't negotiate with terrorists, Doc

WIN! hahahahahahaha

 

[Foothills]

Working it pretty hard Foothills...careful, you may pull a muscle

Ya know I love you MD. I'm also very proud of you too. and "thank you", everything's working fine today. ( far as I can tell ) lol BTW - Beautiful avatar, MD !!

 

[MD914]

Ya know I love you MD. I'm also very proud of you too. and "thank you", everything's working fine today. ( far as I can tell ) lol BTW - Beautiful avatar, MD !!

Aww shucks Foothills Your always such a sweet guy!
Thanks

 

[bu$hleaguer]

Aww shucks Foothills Your always such a sweet guy!
Thanks

He's only sweet as long as you're talking about your gyno exam. Don't fall for his tricks. We went out one time and the moment I stopped talking about colonoscopies he was at another table giving the sexy nice guy routine to a pornstar who was telling him about anal bleaching and vaginal rejuvenation.

I'm onto you now, @Foothills

 

[MD914]

He's only sweet as long as you're talking about your gyno exam. Don't fall for his tricks. We went out one time and the moment I stopped talking about colonoscopies he was at another table giving the sexy nice guy routine to a pornstar who was telling him about anal bleaching and vaginal rejuvenation.

I'm onto you now, @Foothills

Guys trying to run game and your putting him on blast... LMAO...

 

[Foothills]

I'm onto you now, @Foothills[/QUOTE]
Oh shit !! Well..... that didn't take long ! lmao I must be losing my edge. It's been a long journey, but it sure as hell is fun.

 

[Dr.Pecker]

Thanks for the free entertainment. I try to participate. Hopefully I will get better at it with more riu experience. I am kind of a newbie after all. I dont even know how to do giffs yet

 

[Dr.Pecker]

 

[Foothills]

You're a good guy doc, and you will get better. When threads get moving fast I never keep up. Just don't be like me and you'll do just fine. Been on the boards about 3 decades and still aint got a date. They keep tryen ta tell me it's some marijuana site.

 

[Yessica...]

Thanks for the free entertainment. I try to participate. Hopefully I will get better at it with more riu experience. I am kind of a newbie after all. I dont even know how to do giffs yet

OOOOOOOh - I KNOW!!!

@ChingOwn taught me!!! I can teach YOU, if you want.

I only now how to do it from my mac laptop - if that makes any difference. hahaha

 

[Dr.Pecker]

OOOOOOOh - I KNOW!!!

@ChingOwn taught me!!! I can teach YOU, if you want.

I only now how to do it from my mac laptop - if that makes any difference. hahaha

 

[Yessica...]

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I DON'T know anything about making them yet - all mind come from internets. Still fun though!