Dick sucking thread

Metasynth said:
Was I fat and balding? If not, your psyche is lying to you.
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You were the protagonist. And you had the most delicious and sexiest of beards that one could possibly beard. I was stuck in awe of ice caps melting while you brushed and manscaped the beard. I respected, and wanted to touch an finagle it. Every aspect of your manfacehair made me want to teenage mutant ninja beard!
 
Pinworm said:
You were the protagonist. And you had the most delicious and sexiest of beards that one could possibly beard. I was stuck in awe of ice caps melting while you brushed and manscaped the beard. I respected, and wanted to touch an finagle it. Every aspect of your manfacehair made me want to teenage mutant ninja beard!
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I have a weak beard, can't get too manly working in the food industry :(

But I rock it as hard as a bowl of jello.
 
Metasynth said:
I have a weak beard, can't get too manly working in the food industry :(

But I rock it as hard as a bowl of jello.
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You were a solid reason why I wanted to have the beard. I respect the beard. I owe the beard. Oh...my..god...becky...just...look at ...his beard, it's just so.....beard! Arm wrestle w/ a beard! I pledge a alegience to the beard. "You need to shave that thing!" SHUTTUP GRANDMA GROW A BEARD!!!

I put my faith in my facial hair when I grew you!!!
 
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