My Grandma Got Raided

Blue Wizard

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You could live in walmart like that 14 year old kid did on the news, the only reason he got caught was because of all the trash he left lying around. Just pick up after yourself and you're golden.
 
KLITE

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You could live in walmart like that 14 year old kid did on the news, the only reason he got caught was because of all the trash he left lying around. Just pick up after yourself and you're golden.
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Oh mhy god its just like that episode of king of the hill where chuck mangione lives inside megalomart. The kid was smart to change clothes but wtf?! use diapers?!
 
curious2garden

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ClaytonBigsby said:
Man, some of you people are dicks. I don't know how she got popped yet. She was complaining about how much her electric bill had jumped and about how she couldn't afford to eat on her fixed income, so maybe it's for the best. She can get three meals a day and free healthcare. She needed to see a doctor soon anyway. Yeah, I hope she figures it out and just plays dumb but I'm afraid she might narc me out too.

In other news I kind of feel like she owes me for my loss if she called about her high electric bill and they found the grow. I'm thinking about having an estate sale of her things to bail her out but just keep most of the money and say it didn;t make enough to get her out.
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I'm thinking you better get some plants in one of your other relatives homes. That way you can send the popo their way and divert that shark. I'm sure you have some deserving family member you can't stand, we all do, help em out.
 
Unclebaldrick

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Maybe there is a way to parlay this otherwise tough break. Chances are that if the grow was out in the barn, the cops gave the rest of the property only a cursory search. And odds are that there is no way they are going to let the land pass on to you if the grow was big enough - eventually they will seize the property. So before they do, put the word around town that you can make crimes go away. For example, say a local motorcycle club has a couple of bodies they want to go away. Bury them I your granny's celar. Is there a big meth lab the police have been searching for? Put just enough lab gear and chemicals in her place to take the charge. Between the money you will charge the local criminals and the reward money for turning her in, you should make enough to cover her screw up.

Good luck.
 
curious2garden

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Unclebaldrick said:
Maybe there is a way to parlay this otherwise tough break. Chances are that if the grow was out in the barn, the cops gave the rest of the property only a cursory search. And odds are that there is no way they are going to let the land pass on to you if the grow was big enough - eventually they will seize the property. So before they do, put the word around town that you can make crimes go away. For example, say a local motorcycle club has a couple of bodies they want to go away. Bury them I your granny's celar. Is there a big meth lab the police have been searching for? Put just enough lab gear and chemicals in her place to take the charge. Between the money you will charge the local criminals and the reward money for turning her in, you should make enough to cover her screw up.

Good luck.
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@Unclebaldrick
Hey CN and my company is looking for some more 'passive' forms of revenue. I'd be interested in discussing and possibly leveraging some of the more creative avenues you propose here.
 
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Roobarb

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So let me get this straight. You were growing weed in your grandma's barn without her knowledge or consent. I'm assuming you weren't paying anything toward her electric bill. She gets busted and you think SHE owes YOU. And now you plan to sell off her possessions and keep the money.
Serious question to the OP. Do you believe in Karma?
 
Garden Boss

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Roobarb said:
So let me get this straight. You were growing weed in your grandma's barn without her knowledge or consent. I'm assuming you weren't paying anything toward her electric bill. She gets busted and you think SHE owes YOU. And now you plan to sell off her possessions and keep the money.
Serious question to the OP. Do you believe in Karma?
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He's already got shit on craigslist-
http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/for/4713627126.html
 
ClaytonBigsby

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bradburry said:
is the gran you had insest with or was that your mom
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Funny you should ask. She called me this morning early because she knew she would wake me up. She was asking me about it and I could hear some beeping so I knew the police were recording the call. I played dumb and started talking about how she used to hand scrub my junk in the bath when I was a boy. She shut the hell up and the call ended pretty quickly. I can't believe she tried to roll on me. Seriously, what the hell does she have to live for? Some people.

How did you know about the incest with my mom? Are you new or a sock puppet?




Roobarb said:
So let me get this straight. You were growing weed in your grandma's barn without her knowledge or consent. I'm assuming you weren't paying anything toward her electric bill. She gets busted and you think SHE owes YOU. And now you plan to sell off her possessions and keep the money.
Serious question to the OP. Do you believe in Karma?
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Why would I pay toward the electric bill? Then she would know what I was doing. If she dropped a dime that got my grow snagged, hell yes she's to blame. Now she's trying to put the whole rap on me. I went straight to he rhouse and stomped her dentures before she gets home. I'm mad now. Hell yeah I believe in Karma, at least I hope so, because it's coming for her.
 
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