Random Jibber Jabber Thread

Why? Thugs threaten to break your legs again?
bahha that never happened no no, its just a really tiny apartment i keep hitting my head on the ceilings, im 5 flights up, plus an additional two sets of stairs in my apartment to the upper part of it.
theres no closets at all , and its really cramped ,
no kitchen cupboards or space,
i found a new place but i wont be in it for 3 months..its much bigger like a small little house. but bigger than this for the same price. plus closer to work and bus stop and closer to the mall for groceries /shopping, plus right out front is a giant parkland/wooden area for me and thor.
overall just a better place
 
bahha that never happened no no, its just a really tiny apartment i keep hitting my head on the ceilings, im 5 flights up, plus an additional two sets of stairs in my apartment to the upper part of it.
theres no closets at all , and its really cramped ,
no kitchen cupboards or space,
i found a new place but i wont be in it for 3 months..its much bigger like a small little house. but bigger than this for the same price. plus closer to work and bus stop and closer to the mall for groceries /shopping, plus right out front is a giant parkland/wooden area for me and thor.
overall just a better place

Did the landlord forget to mention the rising damp?
 
Are you still trying to get some Canadian bacon on your Hawaiian pizza?

I was shopping at Walmart a few times and these people outside were asking questions and trying to get people to sign a petition as they asked questions about voting. I just replied and said, I'm Canadian eh.
 
we don't sound any different then Americans besides bit of a different accent depending on what province we're from srry to say bud

despite all the stereotypical nonsense u see on tv
 
Well it worked, haha. If you all say eh or not the guy left me alone.
I also heard that Canadian woman are hairy but when I asked a Canadian friend he said its true but that is only in Quebec. Is this true?
 
Well it worked, haha. If you all say eh or not the guy left me alone.
I also heard that Canadian woman are hairy but when I asked a Canadian friend he said its true but that is only in Quebec. Is this true?

hairy how? as in they always got a bush? i wouldn't know anyways, quebec is fucked the rest of canada hates them lol, fuckin frenchies
 
Bwahahaha that's too funny I actually heard that too.
hairy legs and arm pits.
I used to play Warcraft with some of these Canadian friends.
They were always joking about francais in Canada.
Aren't there also a lot of British people in Canada, with accents and everything, like including bad breath and crooked teeth. I knew a British woman in the States years ago and she had stale nasty old lady breath. She was British and moved back to Canada. I miss her, she was really nice.
 
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Bwahahaha that's too funny I actually heard that too.
hairy legs and arm pits.
I used to play Warcraft with some of these Canadian friends.
They were always joking about francais in Canada.
Aren't there also a lot of British people in Canada, with accents and everything, like including bad breath and crooked teeth. I knew a British woman in the States years ago and she had stale nasty old lady breath. She was British and moved back to Canada. I miss her, she was really nice.

haha, come to think of it I'm pretty damn hairy myself.
I wouldn't be surprised if my own bad breath and missing/crooked teeth helped me pass as Canadian French or British.
 
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