Your best sex advice...

[ayr0n]

Generosity goes far.

Beat It Up.

Don't Cum Yet.

Ladies First.

Wrap It UP.

Inspect, Project, Regret.

Use fake name.

Use fake number.

Missionary gets boring.

Teach Her Gymnastics.


thats all i got.. wait...how about a 4 word one:

"That's all I got..."

 

[Milovan]

Use a road cone to stretch the desired hole to massive dimensions.

Then fucking would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway lol!






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[ayr0n]

Then fucking would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway lol!

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[Garden Boss]

 

[Milovan]

Too fr****n' funny!


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[TwistItUp]

Best advice ever. When you slip out and accidentally go back in the wrong hole, you should apologize right away.

 

[ayr0n]

Best advice ever. When you slip out and accidentally go back in the wrong hole, you should apologize right away.

Bro if you slip out and end up in the wrong hole that easily then you weren't the first one to get in there lmao! She should apologize to you!

 

[bradburry]

I am still a Virgin....i'll get back to you with advice later

 

[TwistItUp]

If she starts to smoke add oil.

 

[Commander Strax]

rusty trombone please

 

[Blue Wizard]

Vaseline miniature football

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

Pull out.

Spit on her back and tell her you pulled out.

 

[abe supercro]

harvest repeat vag

 

[crazyhazey]

no, dont, and stop are the best safe words.

 

[ODanksta]

Ooops wrong hole

 

[ODanksta]

Take it bitch!

 

[WHATFG]

Rinse and repeat

 

[ayr0n]

it's like my boy always said - 'you can swim in the red river, just don't drink from it'

 

[Liddle]

Leave the Bitch.

 

[bu$hleaguer]

Then fucking would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway lol!

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I never said anything about fucking.