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Twistyman

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Hi jimmy...
I've already started an ark....
Now what the f&%# is a cubit ?????
"Hey get that out of my driveway..I'm late for work".....................
 

Twistyman

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Thanks Twisty! Im finally a high school graduate at 33 yay! Now I qualify for more shitty jobs for a little less shitty pay which means I can have the manager position iv'e been eying,although im going to miss my can of pepper spray im allowed to carry as loss prevention.As manager though I can fire people and hire people....ohhhhhh yeah I feel a house cleaning is going to take place im going to hire some people who actually WANT to work!:mrgreen:
Out goes the dead wood.........
 

SocataSmoker

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Beep... doop... beep... doop... *static* Starshine to earth, we're conducting research at the moment... will report back in 20 minutes... over. *bong rip is heard in the background*
 

Wikidbchofthewst

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4 3 2 1
Earth below us
drifting falling
floating weightless
calling calling home...
Well, that's a different version, but I like that one too!

But Bowie's was best...

“This is Major Tom to Ground Control
I’m stepping through the door
And I’m floating in a most peculiar way
And the stars look very different today

For here
Am I sitting in a tin can
Far above the world
Planet Earth is blue
And there’s nothing I can do

Though I’m past one hundred thousand miles
I’m feeling very still
And I think my spaceship knows which way to go
Tell my wife I love her very much (she knows!)
Ground Control to Major Tom
Your circuit’s dead, there’s something wrong
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you hear....


I'm sorry, wiki, i'm afraid i can't do that.
lol, I knew when I put the word protein out there someone would have SOMETHING to say *tackles you and smothers you with love*
 

Stoney McFried

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It's cool.But it doesn't last long. I did 13x.My brother and I did it.At first you think, what a jip. Then you take another hit. I saw a woman just in the corner of my vision.She was wearing a green hat with feathers and a green dress.Then when I turned my eyes, It was like the world was an oil painting that was still wet and someone had smeared their hands across it,causing streaks. I felt like I was in a big bubble that pushed the sober folks in the room away from me.Lots of weird thoughts.It's a lunchbreak trip.Only about 20 minutes.
You done it? How is it?
 
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