Cops pulled me over then beat me up because my car looked black in the darkness of night.
Then they tazed me, shot me, and threw me in prison to tend my wounds with a safety pin, some dental floss and a newspaper. After which, I was put on a plane to visit Syria for some "extraordinary rendition", before being transferred to Gitmo...
It's tough being not white enough to be accepted by anyone.
Whatever happened to Jesse Jackson's great rhyme,
"Red, Yellow, Brown, Black and White...we're all precious in God's sight" ? Just because I can't identify with any "race" does that mean I should be excluded from harassment?
Why should certain "groups" (including LGBT) get all the attention? What about the mass of people who have no heritage, no identity, no history to speak of? Do we not have a right to be discriminated against and profiled, too? Do we not also have a right to moan about it on Twatter?
Actually, now that I think about it, I guess I am discriminated against because I don't get attention from the "peace officers", except when going through airports. Then I get to show them my underwear.
Now if I was Polish, and throwing chairs around in the airport because some dumb shit forgot about detaining me, I might get some of that personal attention people seem to be in outrage over.
Mmmm...tazers.
Who needs coffee when you can have a good shot of 50kV ! Just thinking about it makes my amalgam fillings tingle in anticipation.