little late to be asking for presentsHey Santa, suck my cock.
I'm not santa but I'll wear the hat...Hey Santa, suck my cock.
yeah I told the kids there is no santa....I'm not giving that ficticious bastard any credit for shit I boughtI'm not santa but I'll wear the hat...
oh wait a minute, I am santa, I'm a parent.....I paid for all those "santa" gift this year