smokablunt16
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Dude dont fucking call her or pick up her calls. for real
My Girlfriend ..
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Benassi
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Just wait man... You'll keep getting your pay from work or whatever and realize.... "Holy shit I have a lot more money for some reason".
Ahhh the magical wonders of being single.
Ahhh the magical wonders of being single.
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Benassi
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Let her have it. She'll remember she has it and either A) Try and get a hold of you to give it back if you "talk" to her or B) Wait for YOU to call HER for it.
Don't do either one. Let it be a little reminder for her.
Now that's what I call "in ya face!".
Don't do either one. Let it be a little reminder for her.
Now that's what I call "in ya face!".
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jollygreengiant8
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thats badass, you just blew her shit out...AT WORK! and the other dude was fucking there. classic!
good job bro, you handled that perfectly
good job bro, you handled that perfectly
jollygreengiant8
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get a ice cream cone too
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Benassi
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Get a McFlurry and pat yourself on the back.
VansStoner1748
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3 bacon cheeseburger
And a slurpee.
What can be better.
A sounds good....witch hospital do you go to???lol jk
But the cones are flippin good you should get one.
OR!!!!!!!!! get a mcflurry and put a bunch of frys in it...Its fuckin awesome...I swear...
FlipDV
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Honestly, that has got to be the most disgusting thing I've ever heard of
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Benassi
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Honestly... Fries and ice cream are delicious... Get hella stoned and go back to McDonalds... Get an oreo mcflurry, medium fry, and a water.
COMMENCE FRY DIPPERY!
COMMENCE FRY DIPPERY!
CaliHighRider
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That sucks! You handled the situation the right way though. I don't know if I would have had as much restraint. 
Stoney McFried
Well-Known Member
Put itch powder on her clothes before you set them on the curb.
FlipDV
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Don't got the clothes no more
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Benassi
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Then apply icy hot to balls instead.Don't got the clothes no more
panhead
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I can see the future.
You cause a big scene in her office,call her a whore,then toss all her shit out to the curb..
She sucks new boyfriends dick like its never been sucked before.
Swallows new boyfriends load (funny how she never did that with you
).Makes new boyfriend a tasty sandwich.
Calls cops on you & reports you as a drug trafficker.
Sucks new boyfriends dick till his ass turns blue....................
You'd better think man.
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Benassi
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It already happened and had great results.I can see the future.
You cause a big scene in her office,call her a whore,then toss all her shit out to the curb..
She sucks new boyfriends dick like its never been sucked before.
Swallows new boyfriends load (funny how she never did that with you
Makes new boyfriend a tasty sandwich.
Calls cops on you & reports you as a drug trafficker.
Sucks new boyfriends dick till his ass turns blue....................
You'd better think man.
Protip: Read more of the thread.
FlipDV
Well-Known Member
You know my life?I can see the future.
You cause a big scene in her office,call her a whore,then toss all her shit out to the curb..
She sucks new boyfriends dick like its never been sucked before.
Swallows new boyfriends load (funny how she never did that with you
Makes new boyfriend a tasty sandwich.
Calls cops on you & reports you as a drug trafficker.
Sucks new boyfriends dick till his ass turns blue....................
You'd better think man.
That's not what happened, read the thread.
I'm not some fuck tard who's going to run in yelling 'Fucking whore go die' I'm not a rude person, I'm actually nice so I did it in the least mean way while still getting my pay back.