This guy is hating on me and mine. What should I do to "fix" him.
1 Call crime stoppers & suggest him as a suspect for whatever henious shits went down in your area .
2 Order a bunch of butt plugs , anal lube & gay porno mags & have em sent to his house & work place with his name on them .
3 Send flowers to his work place with a card saying " I love the way you blow me " Love George .
4 Hack into his Wifi & visit creepy websites like dead bodies , teen porn , gay porn , fat guys stuffing meatballs up each others ass'es ect , dont forget to visit all the KKK & Skinhead websites & request informational packets be sent to his home & work place after signing him up for a gold or platinum membership .
5 Buy a few pairs of granny panties , the big ole cotton jobs with built in girdle , fart on them a few times then sneak them into his wifes glove box .
6 Call child protective services & tell them you saw him exposing himself to children in the park .
7 Get his license plate # & call it in on the next amber alert .
8 Call the human resources dept where he works , explain that your his lover then complain that he steals from his job , then when you tell him stealing from work is wrong he beats you because your black , this adds crediblity to #2 , 3 & 4 .
9 Throw some empty whiskey bottles & fag porn under his front car seat , follow him at night then call 911 saying your following a drunk who showed you his cock then drove off allmost running over a kid & he's all over the road .
10 Have your wife call his house while he's at work , asking to speak to her boyfriend , then hang up quickly when his wife starts asking questions .
He'll be known as the fag wife beating racist at work , cops will serve him up a beatdown , or atleast a tazer , wife will think he's a closet pickle kisser with a girlfriend on the side , child protective services will fuk with his head & crime stoppers will put his nosey ass in a line up & make him take a lie dectector .
He'll be to busy putting out fires in his personal life to fuk with your program anymore .