Some lady has now sent me three emails. We have an anniversary event coming up where everyone who comes in the door up until 11am gets free shit. She apparently is pissed off that we are biased against those who eat after 11am and she can't get her fat fucking gravy cunt out of bed and to us before the deal expires. I want to tell her "fuck you- are you seriously complaining that you can't get something that is FREE???"
Here's her last email to me after I offered to extend the deal for the entire day to her and her alone:
"I don't want you to give me something to pacify me. I hate when Companies give more to someone who throws a fit than that they do for a good customer who doesn't. What I want to understand is why you would create this anniversary coupon that limits the customer who can use it. Why not something that ran all day long maybe not give to each person but appreciate people who shop all hours? Because it was a coupon online I sent the e-mail. You got the opportunity to hear my opinion, I could have just stopped shopping and you'd never know or know why. Breakfast is by far you're biggest crowd that's you big give away time and the coupon was sent to people who signed up for you're emails.
Theresa
Sent from my U.S. Cellular® Smartphone"
Hey Theresa, FUCK YOU. You are complaining about something that's FREE. If you want the deal, you come in like every other asshole before 11am. This isn't the first time an offer has limitations.
IS IT JUST ME????