Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[bu$hleaguer]

Its my birthday today im gonna raid the ABC store

I dont feel like being throat fucked by corn whiskey I want some damn tequila and mountain dew

I mean that tastes like shit but it goes down to the point were I can chug it


Also I've been smoking since 4 this morning so im gonna pass out lol

Happy Anniversary, Ty!!

 

[curious2garden]

I came to play, but nobody was at the park. Story of my life.

So you don't celebrate Ground Hog day?
Sorry to have missed you

 

[Growan]

Happy Birthday @tytheguy111 , sink a couple for me.

Way to make your birthday last longer, get up at 4 to blaze!

 

[Hookabelly]

Its my birthday today im gonna raid the ABC store

I dont feel like being throat fucked by corn whiskey I want some damn tequila and mountain dew

I mean that tastes like shit but it goes down to the point were I can chug it


Also I've been smoking since 4 this morning so im gonna pass out lol

Happy B day fellow Aquarian! I'll have a drink for both of us!

 

[Mr. Bongwater]

Nhl player's act tough but it's only because they all have little cold dicks!

nhl players would make nfl players their bitches

 

[Mr. Bongwater]

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCb5IBwS_Df_KZqHzy0U98vQ

awesome beer reviewer on youtube for anybody who likes beer

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

So you don't celebrate Ground Hog day?
Sorry to have missed you

I love you

+rep

 

[Fungus Gnat]

Why do guards stand at attention with their eyes facing front? Shouldn't their heads be on swivels constantly scanning for danger?

 

[mr sunshine]

nhl players would make nfl players their bitches

Shut the fuck up...smh..come on baby bong water...your favorite nhl team couldn't take this guy down.even if they were allowed to use their hocky sticks

 

[thump easy]

i dont want to grow no MMMMMMmmmmmmmMMMMMoooooOOOOORRRRRRrrrrrreeeeee kinda sang that like yoda lay heee hoooo... i dont want to trimm NNNNOOOOOOooooooOOOO MMMMmmmOOOOOoorrrrreeeeeee, I NEED A VACATIONNNNN>>> SOOONNNN.. how did you like my singing??

 

[mr sunshine]

Its my birthday today im gonna raid the ABC store

I dont feel like being throat fucked by corn whiskey I want some damn tequila and mountain dew

I mean that tastes like shit but it goes down to the point were I can chug it


Also I've been smoking since 4 this morning so im gonna pass out lol

Where have you been fucker? We were worried sick...na.. A couple of us showed some mild concern..anyway it's somwhat cool that you're back

 

[Mr. Bongwater]

Shut the fuck up...smh..come on baby bong water...your favorite nhl team couldn't take this guy down.even if they were allowed to use their hocky sticks

lol yeah that guys a beast but this guy is a beast too

 

[Mr. Bongwater]

nhl vs nba

 

[iamnobody]

View attachment 3344501 nhl vs nba

you ever hear the story of the hockey player who died on the sidelines was revived and then got pissed off because he didn't get to finish the game.

 

[Mr. Bongwater]

you ever hear the story of the hockey player who died on the sidelines was revived and then got pissed off because he didn't get to finish the game.

Vancouver canucks lost the Stanley cup to boston bruins a few years ago and Vancouver rioted and beat the shit out of their own town. stupid ass west coast niggas's

 

[iamnobody]

Whelp, I just smoked the last of my weed in a spliff.... ugh... sobriety's coming.

 

[mainliner]

mainy loves ya ty
good to see ya got ya mojo back

 

[TripleMindedGee5150]

I tried but doesn't seem to check out. Solve it

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

Easy, the other boy ate no cookie
Zach had a half
URCA, with the long hair, that bitch ate the whole cookie

 

[TripleMindedGee5150]

Easy, the other boy ate no cookie
Zach had a half
URCA, with the long hair, that bitch ate the whole cookie

Right. So that means the girl with long hair ate the whole cookie... since he had only half

I just read the other part but I thought URCA was a user name

And that chick with the short hair ate either 1/4 or 3/4 ... Shit fucked up. Lmao