Public shame haircuts for misbehaving kids

mr sunshine

mr sunshine

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lushgreen said:
That kid looks like a criminal. oh wait, that's the future I see.
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That's racist, we don't tolerate racism here .
Skylor said:
Leave the kids hair alone, it takes too long to grow back. Not much of a fan about spankings but least the pain goes away in a few days

I wounder if tattoos on top of the kids heads will take off, lol
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A few days? FUCK, how hard are you hitting your kids?
 
Skylor

Skylor

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U never got it with a belt, good for U.......things were different in the "good old days"
 
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iamnobody

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spandy said:
Your kids are gonna be pissed the day they learn there was a shampoo option.
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My dad used Diesel fuel to wash our hair when we got lice... or kerosene depending on which was cheaper.
Skylor said:
U never got it with a belt, good for U.......things were different in the "good old days"
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Belt? mamma would cut the the chord off the TV and the proceed to beat us with that.
 
lahadaextranjera

lahadaextranjera

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My Dad just threatened to 'beat the living day lights' out of us and we soon behaved.

I don't necessarily disagree with hitting them but it needs to be done as a lesson and not when the parents just lose their patience/control. Ie. stepping into the road.
 
tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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My kid HATES haircuts and always gave me, and the hairdresser, shit about it. I got wise a few haircuts ago and started doing this: I'd call the hairdresser before we came in without my son's knowledge, and told them exactly what kind of cut I wanted regardless of what he says. When we get there, they pretend to listen to him then just cut his hair accordingly to my specifications. He's still baffled as to why this happens ;) The salon we go to has the SEXIEST polish girls that don't even speak English. They all should be in porn, I swear, so he's pretty distracted anyway when they're leaning over him with the cleavage and brushing up against him...
 
tyler.durden

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ClaytonBigsby said:
I took this little bastard (that's what I call him until I can figure out a good name) to the vet for a microchip. They acted appalled and it turned into a shouting match for a few minutes. Doesn't anyone chip kids? Maybe I'll just have to brand him.
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The chips aren't that effective, I mean who cares where their kids are? Shock collars are the ticket. I don't even get my hand sore anymore, I simply press a button and watch them writhe around on the floor in pain. They makes strange sounds, drool, and piss themselves if I hold down the button long enough. It's hilarious for everyone... except the kid...
 
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dbkick

dbkick

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I had a kid misbehave and the suiting discipline ( I thought ) was shaving the ol bean.
I shaved his head and the other kid liked it so much he wanted his done.
So much for discipline, they both enjoyed their stubbled head.
 
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Dyna Ryda

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Way back in the early 90's when "bowl cuts" were cool I let my dad cut my hair. Man he really fucked it up. I never let him cut it again but I always cut his until I moved away when I joined the military.
 
Growan

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Diabolical666 said:
Dog shampoo is the best remedy for head lice, easy fix. dont ever do that to that baby again!!!!lol
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Well I was thinking get some of that frontline shit for dogs to treat me and the missus, cos you really can't do it properly when you have dreadlocks. Heavy chemical or petrol was my thinking. She insisted on some 20 quid a bottle human product which seemed to do the trick.
The funny thing is, only the oldest boy had any crawlies and he got to keep his hair. But that's because he can tolerate the abuse of combing, shampooong, rinsing, repeating. She didn't want to put anything remotely chemical at all on the little one....hence the Romper Stomper look.
 
Diabolical666

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Growan said:
Well I was thinking get some of that frontline shit for dogs to treat me and the missus, cos you really can't do it properly when you have dreadlocks. Heavy chemical or petrol was my thinking. She insisted on some 20 quid a bottle human product which seemed to do the trick.
The funny thing is, only the oldest boy had any crawlies and he got to keep his hair. But that's because he can tolerate the abuse of combing, shampooong, rinsing, repeating. She didn't want to put anything remotely chemical at all on the little one....hence the Romper Stomper look.
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lol " If you cant sit still, Its coming off!!" I see it now;)
 
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