The UK Growers Thread!

newuserlol

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leave it out ghet im feeling ill now, but its hard sometimes to tell someone that they fucking stink! same as well not quite as bad but that smell when clothes aint been dried properly n have that stinky pissy smell arrrrrrghhhhhh...
 

Ghettogrower187

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These clothes ain't seen a wash in years mate his jeans had like a oil slick on em lmao.....Yeh just didn't have the heart to tell him man I region he'd take offence but if a BIG if he comes round again stinin I'm a have to tell him man....me dogs wouldn't leave him alone no wonder lmao the dirty little bastards
 

WisdomFarmer

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These clothes ain't seen a wash in years mate his jeans had like a oil slick on em lmao.....Yeh just didn't have the heart to tell him man I region he'd take offence but if a BIG if he comes round again stinin I'm a have to tell him man....me dogs wouldn't leave him alone no wonder lmao the dirty little bastards
Ide just stand over him & spray lynx Africa , done the trick b4.
 

newuserlol

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These clothes ain't seen a wash in years mate his jeans had like a oil slick on em lmao.....Yeh just didn't have the heart to tell him man I region he'd take offence but if a BIG if he comes round again stinin I'm a have to tell him man....me dogs wouldn't leave him alone no wonder lmao the dirty little bastards
that leather dirt shine takes some nastyness lol

i dont get it tho, you no yaself when you stink ffs you can smell yaself after a good sweat but that sweat on sweat gives out that proper stinky sour smell have known a few smelly fucks meself im just too soft tho n aint got the heart to tell em they fuckin stink!
 

Ghettogrower187

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Lmao everyone knows a smelly fucker dont they lolol at work we used to call him the stentch lmao some lads ribbed him didn't give a fuck lol but Yeh I just can't tell em I wouldn't like the awkwardness after
 

newuserlol

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Lmao everyone knows a smelly fucker dont they lolol at work we used to call him the stentch lmao some lads ribbed him didn't give a fuck lol but Yeh I just can't tell em I wouldn't like the awkwardness after
i just feel more bad for them tbh mate, in this day n age we all know what fucking personal hygyene is even if i carnt smell it ment spell lmao but yeah its gotta be a mental thing cause theres no way they dont smell there selfs, each to there own tho just aslong as they not sitting on my sofa lolol

just scoffed 2 custard donoughts hmmmm i do love a custard donought, did you make that nuttella brioche from scratch the other day mate? or just buy one n add nuttella n cook it???
 

irish4:20

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Mornin lads... aww man we hav this dude in work that fckn stinks and me an another lad hav told him 100 times to fckn clean himself and he does nuthin about it so last week me mate told the boss to get him to wash cause his not gettin into the van again till he does ... monday shud be interestin
 

mr sunshine

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Mornin lads... aww man we hav this dude in work that fckn stinks and me an another lad hav told him 100 times to fckn clean himself and he does nuthin about it so last week me mate told the boss to get him to wash cause his not gettin into the van again till he does ... monday shud be interestin
RATA!
 

R3l@X

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What a selfish gf, asked her to make me a tea but she was gone to work. Lol jk lads the brownies are good gf thought I was drunk n I'm still feeling it this morning lol
 

newuserlol

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I tell you what's next Rambo. The fenwicks home event fucking sale on a sunday.

mid life gets worse by the fucking day.


yeah this behaving meself malarky aint easy its all good for the family life n things with the missus are good but it aint arf boring lol

i thought you had enough expensive lamps mate, you didnt sound too happy about the last lot now ya off to fenwicks for another wallet bashing lol
 

Don Gin and Ton

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I only last so long on the straight & narrow man. does my head in. wednesday I went on a leaving do for a mate from my local up to a place called Hexam, had a canny day out on the lash, after the meal i dished the cowies out( them purple batteries ) and then the day went west. one of the older lads about 55 lost his legs half way down the high street, we tried to carry him n got a hundred yards. phoned a friendly taxi and he shot out to take us back to town.

70 quid later and the old bastard won't tell us his address to drop him at. out his fucking mind he was. still not sure if he's alive. not sure if he's a homeless that just likes our local. on to tooon we go, asked to leave various regular haunts and then on to a mates bar where my gaffer and the the others proceed to smash drinks all over the bar. got back about half1 smashed my head off the floor falling back over taking my fucking boots off.

day off graft concussed confused as fuck. missus threatening to remove the pass for future, the lot...

I manage about a month moodily on the quiet then i go fucking radge and smash the doors off it. there's a part of me fighting tooth and nail not to get old.

fruck the sale, i said i'm not going me backs hurting. shifted 10 loads of rubble/trees in a transit friday and done all the muscles in me lower. fucking agony. could murder a few blues but back ont wagon.
 

newuserlol

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lmfao

that deffo sounds like a official falling of the wagon lol i was wondering what you ment the other day in that post when you said about killing or something a man with extasy, booze n pills is not a combo to be taken lightly aint something i do often is another where you can easily lose control.

what was the old mush thinking munching e's at his age? and off you aint like they gonna be weak pills lol smashing ya nut taking ya boots of too lmao not funny really could have hurt yaself bad mate but can lol at it now lol

bad back would soon be sorted with few blues, is what they gave em out for amongst ever other ailmont going back in the day lol but its never just a few with us Don would have to be a handfull lol n before ya know it a drink or a line sounds like a good idea too lol
 

Don Gin and Ton

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aye, he originally said no then saw everyone else on it and had one, this was about half 7 after boozing pints since 11. it was pretty spectacular like. don't think he'd ever had one but in the interest of being polite i thought well he's a grown man if he wants a gan then down the hatch.

aye my swede's still bruised like, it reminds me nicely every time i turn over in bed. when i actually got up friday i looked at my pc in the front room and fuck knows what i'd been trying to do like. music was blaring the start bar was gone and there was random shite all over. sadly also in the bed hahaha. not spud from trainspotting style thank fuck. the lads doon the pub are gonna have my fucking life when i see them next. as obviously my gaffer showed them the txt i sent thursday. cunt.

Me backs knacking like. my lass gave us a 25 mg amatrip n i slept like a log but was mingled til dinnertime next day. 'special circumstances benzo's' are allowed it seems lmfao.
 

newuserlol

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i do love a good wreck up story lol 8hrs on the piss then a E for the first time lol and a purple magnet at that! i can just imagine the state of the old mush.

fucking el Don sounds like u took a proper bashing carnt remember any old tales of you shitting the bed lol so i presume it was from bashing ya nut, that sounds like a bad concussion geezer, next step up from that would have been some serious damage i would imagine.

still ya alive n kicking n as you say give it another month or so will be back out on the lash again lol
 
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