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curious2garden

curious2garden

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iamnobody said:
Soooo my wife decided to see things my way about getting new bass gear. She's still on the fence about the bass but has Okayed that Cabinet on payments. Says it depends on where we stand when my income tax/paycheck comes in.

Also she wants me to trade in my Old Mercury so she can buy a new truck. A big red necked out F150.


Some how I think there might be a connection between the two. :confused:
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Wait why not sell the Merc buy the amp, save the gig money and buy the truck!
 
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iamnobody

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curious2garden said:
Wait why not sell the Merc buy the amp, save the gig money and buy the truck!
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Haha, because if I were to have gig money to save it damn sure wouldn't be going to her and her toys. There's an LTD Warwick Vampyre with my name on it somewhere out there.

The Mercury is a POS with over 200K miles on it, a wrecked front bumper, and rust on the rear driver's wheel well. I mean it's reliable as hell, and gets good gas mileage, but still it has it's issues.

I don't mind trading it in. If I do then it means I'll be getting her Ford explorer. A lot easier to load a 2x12 bass rig into the back of an explorer than into the back seat of a Mercury sable. Plus 4 wheel drive would be useful in winter.
 
ChingOwn

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How come nobody ever wants to talk about there penis or vagina....my penis is about 4-5 inches long when it is flaccid, it grows to be 71/2 inches and I swear if I drink whiskey it gets up to 8. I dress to the right and I am un-religiously , circumcised. It is white and veiny and requires two hands to keep under control at a urinal but no hands outdoors. It once allowed me to piss a stream higher than my head with out getting me wet.
 
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iamnobody

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ChingOwn said:
How come nobody ever wants to talk about there penis or vagina....my penis is about 4-5 inches long when it is flaccid, it grows to be 71/2 inches and I swear if I drink whiskey it gets up to 8. I dress to the right and I am un-religiously , circumcised. It is white and veiny and requires two hands to keep under control at a urinal but no hands outdoors. It once allowed me to piss a stream higher than my head with out getting me wet.
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My penis is 4.5" hard, tattooed to say "I <3" and I have stamina for Days. It usually takes me 2 hours to get off. It also does this weird thing, where when I'm soft the skin rolls over the head to look like I'm uncut. That's why I started shaving my pubes. They'd get caught in the skin and be pulled out.
 
Singlemalt

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ChingOwn said:
How come nobody ever wants to talk about there penis or vagina....my penis is about 4-5 inches long when it is flaccid, it grows to be 71/2 inches and I swear if I drink whiskey it gets up to 8. I dress to the right and I am un-religiously , circumcised. It is white and veiny and requires two hands to keep under control at a urinal but no hands outdoors. It once allowed me to piss a stream higher than my head with out getting me wet.
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Bet it has it's own 401k and Am Ex card too ;)
 
ChingOwn

ChingOwn

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iamnobody said:
My penis is 4.5" hard, tattooed to say "I <3" and I have stamina for Days. It usually takes me 2 hours to get off. It also does this weird thing, where when I'm soft the skin rolls over the head to look like I'm uncut. That's why I started shaving my pubes. They'd get caught in the skin and be pulled out.
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That sounds like a lovely penis thank you for sharing today.

Singlemalt said:
Bet it has it's own 401k and Am Ex card too ;)
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Shut up Im trying to impress sunni and pinworm
 
Metasynth

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Singlemalt said:
you are vote 4 for lentils :)

read back one page for perspective ;)
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  • 3 tablespoons olive oil

  • 1 large onion, chopped

  • 2 cloves garlic, minced

  • 1 tablespoon tomato paste

  • 1 teaspoon ground cumin

  • 1/4 teaspoon kosher salt, or to taste

  • 1/4 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper

  • 1/8 teaspoon chili powder, or to taste

  • 1 (32 ounce) carton chicken broth

  • 1 cup red lentils

  • 1 large carrot, diced

  • 2 tablespoons lemon juice, or to taste

  • 3 tablespoons chopped fresh cilantro

  • 4 teaspoons extra-virgin olive oil for drizzling

  • 1 pinch chili powder

Directions
  1. Heat 3 tablespoons of olive oil in a large pot over medium-high heat. Stir in the onion and garlic, and cook until the onion has turned golden brown, about 5 minutes. Stir in the tomato paste, cumin, kosher salt, black pepper, and 1/8 teaspoon of chili powder. Cook and stir 2 minutes more until the spices are fragrant.
  2. Stir in the chicken broth, lentils, and carrot. Bring to a boil over high heat, then reduce the heat to medium-low, cover, and simmer until the lentils are soft, about 30 minutes.
  3. Pour half of the soup into a blender, filling the pitcher no more than halfway full. Hold down the lid of the blender with a folded kitchen towel, and carefully start the blender, using a few quick pulses to get the soup moving before leaving it on to puree. Puree in batches until smooth and pour into a clean pot. Alternately, you can use a stick blender and puree the soup right in the cooking pot. Do not puree all of the soup, leave it a little chunky.
  4. Stir in the lemon juice and cilantro, then season to taste with salt. Drizzle with olive oil and a sprinkle of chili powder
 
tytheguy111

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ChingOwn said:
How come nobody ever wants to talk about there penis or vagina....my penis is about 4-5 inches long when it is flaccid, it grows to be 71/2 inches and I swear if I drink whiskey it gets up to 8. I dress to the right and I am un-religiously , circumcised. It is white and veiny and requires two hands to keep under control at a urinal but no hands outdoors. It once allowed me to piss a stream higher than my head with out getting me wet.
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okay,


my dick is short as fuck flaccid maybe 2.5 or 3 inches but when in fuck mode it gets 6ish depending if im jerking off or tearing some shit in two with a girl its almost 7 alone its 6.5 to just 6 with jeans n shit on it had a scar on it from when i got a blow job my a bitch with braces and it looks veiny as shit

he likes to listen to the London symphony orchestra and reflect on the shit hes been through

that poor feller :'(
 
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