Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[Metasynth]

okay,


my dick is short as fuck flaccid maybe 2.5 or 3 inches but when in fuck mode it gets 6ish depending if im jerking off or tearing some shit in two with a girl its almost 7 alone its 6.5 to just 6 with jeans n shit on it had a scar on it from when i got a blow job my a bitch with braces and it looks veiny as shit

he likes to listen to the London symphony orchestra and reflect on the shit hes been through

that poor feller :'(

Cut or uncut?







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[a senile fungus]

Let me get in on this too

*unzips pants*

 

[Metasynth]

Let me get in on this too

*unzips pants*

 

[curious2garden]

Haha, because if I were to have gig money to save it damn sure wouldn't be going to her and her toys. There's an LTD Warwick Vampyre with my name on it somewhere out there.

The Mercury is a POS with over 200K miles on it, a wrecked front bumper, and rust on the rear driver's wheel well. I mean it's reliable as hell, and gets good gas mileage, but still it has it's issues.

I don't mind trading it in. If I do then it means I'll be getting her Ford explorer. A lot easier to load a 2x12 bass rig into the back of an explorer than into the back seat of a Mercury sable. Plus 4 wheel drive would be useful in winter.

 

[ebgood]

8" on the dot at attention, no curve and wide. but he dont know how to act so he only comes out to go to work

 

[ebgood]

and once again the dick talk is runnin shit. seriously, will a girl get in on this. just make some shit up i dont care. long as its not about a dick

 

[Metasynth]

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[a senile fungus]

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The Epsom salts for your garden could be used to soak that tennis elbow you're gonna have!

 

[kinetic]

If you plan on head butting someone you better make that shit count. That bitch was weak sauce with her style.

and be willing to follow up. It was liking someone taking a swing and thinking that would be it because they shadow box too much.

 

[TripleMindedGee5150]

So my friends husband thinks my wife's, dad's old "gook" that he terminated and kept, has bad spirituals and we should get rid of it. ( he was a Nam vet)

I never thought of it like that.... But I'm pretty stoned.

 

[KLITE]

I eat lentils VERY often heres my absolute favourite way to eat them cause its quick to make as having a piss:

500ml of rice and 500 ml of split lentils
2 tbsp of ghee in a pan, fry 1 tbsp of cumin seeds for 30 seconds. Add the above ingredients well washed. Add 1/4 tbsp of black pepper and half of tumeric powder. Stick a whole onion and a bayleaf in there as well as 3 1/2 to 4 parts water the amount of rice and lentils. Thats it nuke it for 15minutes on a simmer and youll be happy as fuck. Be careful with the spice proportions i had to play around with them a bit, especially the ratio of black pepper to tumeric.

 

[TripleMindedGee5150]

View attachment 3348912 So my friends husband thinks my wife's, dad's old "gook" that he terminated and kept, has bad spirituals and we should get rid of it. ( he was a Nam vet)

I never thought of it like that.... But I'm pretty stoned.

Does this shit even make any fuckin sense? And I posted that... Hahaha

 

[curious2garden]

I swear today is but a waking dream! I wear this style bra when I run.

If you look closely at the picture you will notice she is roughly a B cup. I'm a D. First I snapped the lace on one of my Asics, so I had to harvest a donor lace and try to remember how to LACE these damn shoes right and now I can't get my bra to zip closed!

The world conspires against me.

 

[curious2garden]

Does this shit even make any fuckin sense? And I posted that... Hahaha

Yeah not the first time I've read my posts from the night before and thought, "Shit I want some of what she's smoking". LOL.

 

[Mr. Bongwater]

wrap it in latex or she gets your paychecks.
too bad my buddy didn't follow that, now his bitch does get his paychecks, fuckin dumbass

 

[Mr. Bongwater]

 

[Fungus Gnat]

http://www.news9.com/clip/11124455/authorities-find-marijuana-grow-in-oklahoma-county

 

[Growan]

Dinner with the parents was followed by fine pudding: tiramisu topped hash cake with double cream.

Sometimes, I don't hate my parents.

 

[Mr. Bongwater]

http://www.news9.com/clip/11124455/authorities-find-marijuana-grow-in-oklahoma-county

god im glad i live in canada

 

[Singlemalt]

http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2015/02/10/la-health-department-takes-action-after-local-supermarket-sells-raccoons-as-food/