Win a date with Pinworm

[Unclebaldrick]

Yes! Submit your essay on why you should win a date with Pinworm.

 

[Indagrow]

We would fit in each other.

 

[Growan]

Weeeeeell. Firstly, I pioneered the @Pinworm thread.

That is all. Thank you.

 

[Skuxx]

Yes! Submit your essay on why you should win a date with Pinworm.

I submit Mr. Sunshine

 

[Unclebaldrick]

I submit Mr. Sunshine

That is a compelling argument.

 

[see4]

To whom it may concern,

The following essay is to illustrate why I should be chosen to date Pinworm. And can only be metaphorically portrayed through the art of video.

I want to sincerely thank you for you time. And I want you to look at my flaccid erection.

Good day,
see4.

 

[Blue Wizard]

This isn't some sort of scam is it? Usually when something is too good to be true it actually is.

 

[curious2garden]

10/15

 

[Metasynth]

I won the date last year. He took me to a brothel and made me line up and undress for all the men that came through...Then, when one man finally chose me, Pinworm was a dear and handled all the money...All I had to do was suck the stranger off, and Pinny ended up buying me a cheezburgr!

 

[see4]

I won the date last year. He took me to a brothel and made me line up and undress for all the men that came through...Then, when one man finally chose me, Pinworm was a dear and handled all the money...All I had to do was suck the stranger off, and Pinny ended up buying me a cheezburgr!

 

[Dyna Ryda]

I'll swallow

 

[Blue Wizard]

Any winners yet? My prostate is throbbing with anticipation.

 

[Garden Boss]

@Pinworm
I have 1 ruffie and a couple frozen bean n' cheese burritos.... what will this yield?

 

[overgrowem]

Is the Worm a He, She, or It???

 

[Hierthanu]

Pinworm likes BIG BUDS, I'm a BIG BUD,DY.

 

[Geronimo420]

win a date with Pinworm & wake up dizzy the next morning with your underwear put the wrong way in and a slight pain in the butt

 

[UncleBuck]

Pinworm likes BIG BUDS, I'm a BIG BUD,DY.

you remind me of something that won't flush.

 

[Unclebaldrick]

win a date with Pinworm & wake up dizzy the next morning with your underwear put the wrong way in and a slight pain in the butt

Slight?

 

[tytheguy111]

I should win because.........

I have no HIGHLIGHTS to write about good thing people HIGHLIGHT stuff they should remember so they dont forget when they are HIGH after they LIGHT up




I leave secret messages in 25% of my posts just like this one

 

[Hookabelly]

My foot fits the golden slipper