What happened to all the boobs in movies?
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Milovan
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Yessica...
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Damn, should have saved remote cat for that last one.
And now, back to our regularly scheduled programming...
Milovan
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Yessica...
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Internet.
Internet is what happened to boobs in movies.
Internet is what happened to boobs in movies.
Alienwidow
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Man......if i had to be stranded on a deserted island in the middle of the ocean for the rest of my life,......with one dude..........id pick roller-boy from this post. It would take me a couple years to warm up to the idea of it, but eventually id hit it. No way in hell would i let him into my virgin butthole though. And id make him wear a dress made out island grass so i could pretend he was a girl.
Alienwidow
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Is it too much to ask for both at once?
Yessica...
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I don't think so - but some people are uptight and weird. I'm sure Mr. Soandso is much more comfortable jerking it to internet porn alone in the basement, constantly erasing the browser history, pretending to his family that breasts in movies are inappropriate and corrupting our youth.
Bahahahahah - just typed in "80's movie sex scene" into the google-box, and THIS picture showed up.
Internet WIN.
Alienwidow
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Fail! Boobs only (female)! I think masterbation is such a wierd topic. Heres a joke for ya.......
Q:Whats the most sensitive part on a man when hes masterbating?
A: his ears. (Did i hear someone awake)
Its like we all do it and hardly talk about it. Ive asked women in the past if they do it and almost all of them reply nope, never. And then somehow every girl i date seems like they know their way around down there like yo yo ma on the neck of a violin. Whats with the embarrassment if everyones doing it?
Yessica...
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bahahahahahaha
I think there are 1000 threads on RIU specifically taking about jerking off. And many threads of different topics end with it. I guess you guys really like talking about it. In the trust-nest that is internet.
Milovan
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Milovan
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Alienwidow
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Nah, way off on that one. Too bearded. The fake pig tails in the last one were much better and the guy in general was just hotter.
On a side note i was supposed to go on a date with this girl i met tonight, and we were going to go to a gay bar, she just texted me and told me that she was seeing someone else the whole time but she still wanted to go out with me. I told her i wasnt interested anymore. Fml....idk what sucks more, the fact that i liked her, or that i blew 200 bucks taking her out already, and didnt even get a kiss. Fuuuuuuuuck
Alienwidow
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Ha, i kinda feel like the dude holding his pecker in the last picture right now.
Yessica...
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Awwwww, that's shitty.Nah, way off on that one. Too bearded. The fake pig tails in the last one were much better and the guy in general was just hotter.
On a side note i was supposed to go on a date with this girl i met tonight, and we were going to go to a gay bar, she just texted me and told me that she was seeing someone else the whole time but she still wanted to go out with me. I told her i wasnt interested anymore. Fml....idk what sucks more, the fact that i liked her, or that i blew 200 bucks taking her out already, and didnt even get a kiss. Fuuuuuuuuck
You could always go out with her, and when it's time to pay give her the bill and say "Your turn buddy". Because obviously you're just friends.
Milovan
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Alienwidow
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I always pay, id feel wierd. This has happened to me a couple times before. Ill meet a girl and we date or screw, or whatever and she tells me shes seeing someone else. Then they want to keep seeing me, and i just cant do it. Is that odd? I just cant stand the thought of open relationships i guess. Im too old fashioned lol......oh and the fear of getting the herps hahaha, theres that too
Yessica...
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And you can find TONS of girls who love to talk about it with you...
For the low-low price of $10.99 a minute.
Alienwidow
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No boobs at all. You were going ftw with the first string of pictures on like page one...what happened? Milovan, think boobs man, stop looking at pictures of naked dudes lol
Yessica...
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Maybe you need to ask them first if you're the only guy? And then if you're not say it's a deal-breaker.I always pay, id feel wierd. This has happened to me a couple times before. Ill meet a girl and we date or screw, or whatever and she tells me shes seeing someone else. Then they want to keep seeing me, and i just cant do it. Is that odd? I just cant stand the thought of open relationships i guess. Im too old fashioned lol......oh and the fear of getting the herps hahaha, theres that too
You may get laid less though, but you'd have way more monies!