Worst break up on RIU - MORPHEUS

ayr0n

Well-Known Member
I have no horse in this race I think @Alienwidow @Yessica... @sunni @april are all cool in my book.
You're reading into it too much. I just read like the 1st post and the last 2 or 3 then act like I know wtf is going on.

If we're picking horses tho my vote goes to Yessica. Sunni either doesn't like me or doesn't know me, April apparently has a horse for a bf already (2 hands???), Alienwidow...who the fuck is Alienwidow? And Yessica owes me a date on a swing ;)
No I got myself off while watching others. Pretty empowering to control another couples pleasure with my own. Gave me the confidence I needed to deal with certain people...I let a man or 2 knock me down...until I learned to make them beg...on their knees...lol
Ohh damn are you one of those tht like step on the dude with heels n then spit in his face and shit? I cant get down like that sorry :X glad 2 hear you turned a shitty relationship into a stronger You tho - that's what's up.
 

Alienwidow

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You're reading into it too much. I just read like the 1st post and the last 2 or 3 then act like I know wtf is going on.

If we're picking horses tho my vote goes to Yessica. Sunni either doesn't like me or doesn't know me, April apparently has a horse for a bf already (2 hands???), Alienwidow...who the fuck is Alienwidow? And Yessica owes me a date on a swing ;)

Ohh damn are you one of those tht like step on the dude with heels n then spit in his face and shit? I cant get down like that sorry :X glad 2 hear you turned a shitty relationship into a stronger You tho - that's what's up.
why would you know me? Your new bro. Do you remember 420god? I didnt think so. You also dont know me because usually i just hang out in plant problems or newbie central helping kids to set up their first grows and trying to make sure they dont hook up all the ballasts to the 240 slot if theyre only running 120. I dont hang out in toke n talk much. Theres usually too much jizz and dicks for my liking. But youll see me around here and there, mostly trying to help out but i like to argue growing techniqes and throw down every now and then. You wouldnt recognize me no matter how many of my old avitars i tossed up for ya. No worries bro, just make sure you sleep in a space blanket or i can read your thoughts. ;)
 

ayr0n

Well-Known Member
why would you know me? Your new bro. Do you remember 420god? I didnt think so. You also dont know me because usually i just hang out in plant problems or newbie central helping kids to set up their first grows and trying to make sure they dont hook up all the ballasts to the 240 slot if theyre only running 120. I dont hang out in toke n talk much. Theres usually too much jizz and dicks for my liking. But youll see me around here and there, mostly trying to help out but i like to argue growing techniqes and throw down every now and then. You wouldnt recognize me no matter how many of my old avitars i tossed up for ya. No worries bro, just make sure you sleep in a space blanket or i can read your thoughts. ;)
dawg don't get all cereal on me. yeah I'm new so what? I joined in 2008. HOW MANY YEARS DO I GOTTA BE HERE TO BE ACCEPTED BY YOU FUCKING PEOPLE?!
 

Alienwidow

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dawg don't get all cereal on me. yeah I'm new so what? I joined in 2008. HOW MANY YEARS DO I GOTTA BE HERE TO BE ACCEPTED BY YOU FUCKING PEOPLE?!
Your accepted young cub. We hand this great land down to you as part of our heritage so you and your tribe will prosper and eat chicken because we ate all the buffaloes.
 

Gary Goodson

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@Alienwidow You say there is too much jizz and dick in TnT? Right?


But what I wanna know is have you jerked off this morning?

Because you seem to have a build up today. Gotta get that shit out man, it'll fuck with your head all day.


Now get to it! Go whack it!
 

Alienwidow

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@Alienwidow You say there is too much jizz and dick in TnT? Right?


But what I wanna know is have you jerked off this morning?

Because you seem to have a build up today. Gotta get that shit out man, it'll fuck with your head all day.


Now get to it! Go whack it!
Your right. My balls are the size of watermelons, i havent whacked it since last night and im holding enough cream to shampoo a bus load of trimming hippies headed to cali in august.
 

april

Pickle Queen
Suddenly got dusty and gray in here....storm clouds only wanna rain....my parade continues elsewhere. ...hope most of u have a great day.....the others can well..u know..lol
 

april

Pickle Queen
dawg don't get all cereal on me. yeah I'm new so what? I joined in 2008. HOW MANY YEARS DO I GOTTA BE HERE TO BE ACCEPTED BY YOU FUCKING PEOPLE?!
I accept u....watch who u "friend" status is worth more to ...well u know...just be u. Others wanna judge others cause they fear judgement...or not being cool if u act like a person who cares.
 

ayr0n

Well-Known Member
I accept u....watch who u "friend" status is worth more to ...well u know...just be u. Others wanna judge others cause they fear judgement...or not being cool if u act like a person who cares.
Yo if i acted like me on here you guys wouldn't even give me the time of day (tf does that mean anyways). I had to invent a whole new persona just to get 3,200 likes on here, and even after 7 years of hardcore trolling people still say shit like "You're new here" to me...how would you feel?

 
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