Worst break up on RIU - MORPHEUS

abe supercro said:
Alien whatever is a complete retard.
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why thank you abe, to be called a retard by you is an honor. Wheres your advanced horticultural section groupies? Hey has your grow gotten any bigger? I always remember it being small and pathetic....since were throwing jabs now apparently. hows that uv light working out?
mainliner said:
i have no fwends
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thats because you say shit like this and sound like your 15.
 
Alienwidow said:
Well at least your bringing up the view count by adding and looking. Thanks for that. On a side note, we all have a past bro. Some people on this site have been here for a lot of years. I mean shit, who can resist this kind of chaos? The problem is that you cant really accurately say who deserves whats what without the backstory. This is riu history being retold to the new generation, aka ty and ayron. Back from the times before april had new teeth and carne seca used to hang it out, there were girls around, and they posted pictures of their breasts. Fdd2blk wasnt scrutinized, he was a god. You know, days before anything was legal. Anyway, i was talking to pan head, not yessica when the shit got real, so ya. He was around back then with me, dunno who he was but i know he was there. Whats the point of this post again?
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I was Panhead back then i think , before Panhead i was Bigjoe from like 06 to 08 , server crashed or some shit but a few of us lost our profiles & had to start over, Potpimp got fuked too & lost his 1st account & started over from the crash , we weren't running sock puppets .

Wtf did i miss how the fuk did this end where april is who were talking about , fuk i left so many clues for the people who were here to follow , i thought for sure the naked pics sent to a dozen members & the crush on fdd would be a dead give away for those in the know , the Skunk & Loudblunts crew should be a dead give away .

I have not read the rest of this thread yet but @april i was not refering to you , the naked pic nut attention whore who worshiped fdd was who my references were directed at , if any of my posts sounded as i was refering to you that was not my intent & i apologize.

Im still not naming her though , people who were here when she got perma banned allready know .
 
lahadaextranjera said:
For the record guys, I broke up Kona420 and her real life bf with her naked pictures.

Dirty whore deserved it, at least her bf could find someone better! She got called out and hasn't really been back. She's lurking though, waiting for clearer waters.

I was decent though because I gave her the chance to tell him first, before I did. How nice of me! :)
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If a friend pulled that on me. Somebody's legs would be broken.


abe supercro said:
Alien whatever is a complete retard.
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you are on his dick like you want to lick it. not that there is anything wrong with being gay. to each their own.
 
ayr0n said:
she likes it kinda rough but not abusive. just kinda gently use your teeth to compliment your tongue, dnt literally bite the clit bro. slowly work your way around the outer labia, with ice cream in mind, and keeping a finger or something (vibrator?) pressed inside the clitoral hood while you make your way with your tongue into the inner labia and then slowly back out again. Gentle strokes in varying patterns - careful not to get lost in the moment. You don't want to go just jabbing your tongue in and out or slobbering all over. Definitely don't rush it. Take your time, and reap your reward. Play your cards right n u'll be king of the swing set

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i don't have a vibrator.......ebay yes?


iv planned my plan of attack.

plan,prepare and an ebay account .


oooo !!! She likes good looking men yes ? I have big bendy dick too :)........ No need for ebay


photos in the pipeline;)
 
ayr0n said:
Yo if i acted like me on here you guys wouldn't even give me the time of day (tf does that mean anyways). I had to invent a whole new persona just to get 3,200 likes on here, and even after 7 years of hardcore trolling people still say shit like "You're new here" to me...how would you feel?

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Dont feel bad it happens to a ton of us , i took 6 months off from posting while recovering from surgery & nobody knew me when i came back , i think gogrow was the only one who remembered me , ya gotta be pretty consistent with posting or people forget , unless your a hot chick or a nutt job who sends out vag pics to multi members at a whack :lol:
 
panhead said:
Dont feel bad it happens to a ton of us , i took 6 months off from posting while recovering from surgery & nobody knew me when i came back , i think gogrow was the only one who remembered me , ya gotta be pretty consistent with posting or people forget , unless your a hot chick or a nutt job who sends out vag pics to multi members at a whack :lol:
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Me? Feel? Ha
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broseph...my heart is so cold I have less feeling left than @bu$hleaguer 's asshole. Have you seen what he puts up there?
 
panhead said:
Dont feel bad it happens to a ton of us , i took 6 months off from posting while recovering from surgery & nobody knew me when i came back , i think gogrow was the only one who remembered me , ya gotta be pretty consistent with posting or people forget , unless your a hot chick or a nutt job who sends out vag pics to multi members at a whack :lol:
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I took a over a year off, and then another 8+ months off.. I came back, people still knew me and my bulbous erection.

I knew who you were panhead, thats all that matters.
 
ayr0n said:
Yo if i acted like me on here you guys wouldn't even give me the time of day (tf does that mean anyways). I had to invent a whole new persona just to get 3,200 likes on here, and even after 7 years of hardcore trolling people still say shit like "You're new here" to me...how would you feel?

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Sorry ayr0n. I thought you were a young buck and thats what i ment by it. I forget that its been a while since i posted like a chihuahua on crystal meth. I know the feeling, i have over 10000 posts and i have abe calling me a sock puppet lol. Uncle buck did too when i first came back. I didnt mean to slight your work around here in any way. Its not my intent to start any wars. Me and panhead just kinda accidently incited a riot by having our wires crossed. Mostly me. But you know;) anyway, im sure your not really mad bro, i can tell because your not wearing that space blanket right now and im reading your thoughts :lol:
 
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