Singlemalt should be Knighted.

[racerboy71]

I jelq'ed for like 8 months just to see. Not gunna lie, it's not just hype. YMMV

pix or it didn't happ... err, never mind..

 

[Singlemalt]

+

would work in a pinch, right?

plus a shitload of cayenne and garlic

 

[see4]

pix or it didn't happ... err, never mind..

racer. i will cut you. i will cut you so deep. lol.

 

[MightyMike530]

I jelq'ed for like 8 months just to see. Not gunna lie, it's not just hype. YMMV

 

[Pinworm]

He also knows the secret to wooing Asian women. It's a simple trick. It's only a simple sentence that you can whisper into any Asian lady's ear, and they will instantly want to felate your wiener.

I'm not even fucking around....

 

[racerboy71]

racer. i will cut you. i will cut you so deep. lol.

lolz, haven't heard that in a minute see, nice to see you back..

 

[panhead]

I heard singlemalt saved a bus load of kids by leaping into the window of the speeding bus , throwing the drunk bus driver out the door with one hand while shifting gears & driving the bus with the other hand .

Then there was this one time he was walking thru a hick town minding his own when the local sheriff started fukin with him , he took the whole corrupt police force out single handed .

Word is the movie Rambo was based on his exploits

 

[Singlemalt]

He also knows the secret to wooing Asian women. It's a simple trick. It's only a simple sentence that you can whisper into any Asian lady's ear, and they will instantly want to felate your wiener.

I'm not even fucking around....

Alzheimers, I hope I told you the sentence; I've fallen and can't get up

 

[panhead]

He also knows the secret to wooing Asian women. It's a simple trick. It's only a simple sentence that you can whisper into any Asian lady's ear, and they will instantly want to felate your wiener.

I'm not even fucking around....

Ha i know that secret too but im not tellin .

 

[Pinworm]

Ha i know that secret too but im not tellin .

I'm glad we are keeping a few things champion status around here.

 

[ODanksta]

I heard singlemalt hog hunts bare handed..

 

[Pinworm]

I heard singlemalt hog hunts bare handed..

He does. Me and half of the moderators here have seen it done. He gets grizzly.

 

[racerboy71]

I heard singlemalt's hog hunts bare handed..

i'd be more impressed if this slightly edited version were true..

 

[see4]

Ha i know that secret too but im not tellin .

I'm glad we are keeping a few things champion status around here.

Wait. I wanna know. Generally I just smile at them and they want to go home with me. But I get that with most people... so I guess it's not specific to asians.

 

[Pinworm]

Wait. I wanna know. Generally I just smile at them and they want to go home with me. But I get that with most people... so I guess it's not specific to asians.

Why are you trole-ing me so hard for bro? He must have filled you in on the secret. It's that sentence that you whisper into any Asian women's ear, and they instantly felate your gob. See, now I know you know it, and you're just trole-ing me....

 

[see4]

Why are you trole-ing me so hard for bro? He must have filled you in on the secret. It's that sentence that you whisper into any Asian women's ear, and they instantly felate your gob. See, now I know you know it, and you're just trole-ing me....

 

[whitebb2727]

I hear singlemalt doesn't always drink beer but when he does.....lol

 

[tyler.durden]

I heard singlemalt hog hunts bare handed..

I heard SM has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move...

 

[mr sunshine]

@Singlemalt is not only smart as shit he has lots of common sense and a level head which is rare to find in smart people

He's also funny as shit while still keeping his well known level of intelligence

Idk who here hates him but if there is someone that does then they can suck my big hairy and slightly itchy dick

And as @Pinworm said he is like a father figure


Singlemalt 4 President 2016!!!

Single malt is the only reason your still here Ty.. @Singlemalt love you brother. When you speak I automatically assume you are correct. I have tons of respect for you, its a Pleasure to know you..

 

[mainliner]

i know salt better than he thinks

enlightened to a different level of wisdom is what i salute......... I just wish he would stay on that level .


jk .

enlightened peace and balanced harmony my stony little person on my phone screen