Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[see4]

 

[Mr. Bongwater]

the commercial is funny. You gotta read the disclaimer at the end.

dangit.... It doesn't show it... On Hulu there is this 10 sec disclaimer that only a doctor can give accurate duration of pregnancy.

advertisements at its finest. "Looking for relief of insomnia? try sleep- ex! guaranteed to help you get a good night's sleep!. may cause worst insomnia, suicidal thoughts, permanent blindness, hearing loss, swollen testicles, spontaneous combustion, or thoughts of killing your loved ones, if you have one or more of these side effects please contact your doctor. Get the sleep you missed out on, now!!"

 

[UncleBuck]

You said it best, love. I wish I was one, myself.

Now, would you look at this girl drummer? Would you just look at her?

i may love meytal cohen more than i love @sunni

 

[Pinworm]

i may love meytal cohen more than i love @sunni

Her smile is amazing. I wish I had a smile like that.

 

[Unclebaldrick]

Her smile is amazing. I wish I had a smile like that.

wish granted, but you are still a dude.

I wish I had a banhammer

 

[Mr. Bongwater]

Her smile is amazing. I wish I had a smile like that.

 

[lahadaextranjera]

Had a nice day chilling out!

 

[Fungus Gnat]

Today in werid things I never knew about.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scaphism

 

[mr sunshine]

Today in werid things I never knew about.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scaphism

Wow, that's mean!

 

[iamnobody]

I am not a psychopath.

My level of violence is directly proportionate to the amount of stupidity I have to deal with on a daily basis.

 

[ChingOwn]

For some reason I wiped twice with the same wad of toilet paper today, it was a strange cool creamy feeling that I will never forget or repeat.

 

[see4]

For some reason I wiped twice with the same wad of toilet paper today, it was a strange cool creamy feeling that I will never forget or repeat.

Wet wipes. You need to make the move to wet wipes. Your asshole will love you for it.

 

[lahadaextranjera]

Wet wipes. You need to make the move to wet wipes. Your asshole will love you for it.

Nah, you dirty bums over there need to get Bidets!!!

 

[vro]

i always use baby wipes to wipe my ass you cant just wipe your ass with nothing. i use both toilet paper and baby wipes to make sure it smells as clean as possible fuck yea

 

[lahadaextranjera]

i always use baby wipes to wipe my ass you cant just wipe your ass with nothing. i use both toilet paper and baby wipes to make sure it smells as clean as possible fuck yea

Yeah, you'd love your own bidet! I can just tell.

 

[neosapien]

Do you ever look up at the sky and think, "Wow. I wonder if my Amazon package is on that plane?"

 

[vro]

Yeah, you'd love your own bidet! I can just tell.

fuck yea i remember i used to squat over the sprinklers in golf courses. i guess that would be the same thing

 

[ChingOwn]

Do you ever look up at the sky and think, "Wow. I wonder if my Amazon package is on that plane?"

No but I will now

 

[see4]

Do you ever look up at the sky and think, "Wow. I wonder if my Amazon package is on that plane?"

No, but I do look up and wonder if my Amazon package is flying in on their drone.

Arizona gots drones!!

I can order something by 3pm and have it by 6pm the same day.

 

[mr sunshine]

For some reason I wiped twice with the same wad of toilet paper today, it was a strange cool creamy feeling that I will never forget or repeat.

I do it all the time My records 4 folds..I'm very efficient. ..sometimes I push the paper into my asshole a little bit to clean the ring right.