no lighter..what to do

[qwizoking]

Alright so im in the process of getting drunk..dont judge me
And i realized i dont have a lighter, i used up all my matches last time this happened, so im outa luck there.
Normally in this situation i would light a blunt off the stovetop but all i got is a pipe... how should i proceed in igniting this bowl, any ideas welcome

 

[LetsGetCritical]

stick some paper in a toaster or something I don't really know

 

[dux]

Stovetop??

 

[WeedFreak78]

go buy a bic..wtf?

 

[woody333333]

light a candle and use a q tip soaked in alcohol... like a crack head.....

 

[WeedFreak78]

roll a joint..

 

[qwizoking]

Alright paper burned pretty quick, but i found some twine and wrapped it around a stick. Since it just glowed unlike the paper on fire it was a pain but i im successful.
And i would have bought one, but its good friday (i think) and cops are out and about.

Aww damn woody. Qtip was genious

 

[mainliner]

a really tightly rolled piece of newspaper


a gun for the cops


and an excellent thread on t'n't
good luck lol

 

[brimck325]

Potatoe chips burn for a bit, don't think I'd use em though.

 

[tytheguy111]

pube hairs

what you do is cum on a pile of it take a rolling pin and flatten it out

let it dry over night


it will be like paper

NOW you just put your shit in it roll it, like it, light it but make sure you get all the aroma in too or its pointless

 

[qwizoking]

Lol reminds me of busting on this chicks head, it dried over night....

 

[Gary Goodson]

Get a Texas size lighter

 

[chuck estevez]

jail house light

take a pencil and get the lead out of it, take some toilet paper. You put a piece of lead in each of the wall outlet holes(not ground) make a T with a piece of lead thru the toilet paper, the lead is the top of the T. touch the T to the 2 leads sticking out of wall socket, viola, FIRE.

careful you don't shock yourself putting the lead in the small outlet hole, it's live BTW
and

 

[Grandpapy]

Walk next door and introduce yourself to that new girl. She might have some matches.

 

[Mr.Goodtimes]

Get a magnifying glass and solar roast a bowl.

 

[Gary Goodson]

Get a magnifying glass and solar roast a bowl.

It's cloudy today

 

[chuck estevez]

It's cloudy today

can you magnify a 1000 watt hps? HMMM

 

[Gary Goodson]

can you magnify a 1000 watt hps? HMMM

Good question, someone try it!

 

[chuck estevez]

this is how they did it OLD SCHOOL

 

[Mr.Goodtimes]

..didn't work under a 600w ...and now I'm blind as well...