Sock puppets on the rise

GrowUrOwnDank

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Oooh, I love a good Turing Test.

I have noticed that the number of sock puppets is inversely proportional to my desire to post here. I wish some of these socks were spook-socks; it would be more interesting.

That's all. I'm going to go read.
I feel ya my brother. It seems you may have grown tired of just more of the same ole same sock puppets. I hear ya. Things need to be changed up from time to time. Everybody needs some strange every now and again. So I searched. And I feel I may have found a solution to your conundrum.

My brutha, what you need to try is.....
 

Unclebaldrick

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I feel ya my brother. It seems you may have grown tired of just more of the same ole same sock puppets. I hear ya. Things need to be changed up from time to time. Everybody needs some strange every now and again. So I searched. And I feel I may have found a solution to your conundrum.

My brutha, what you need to try is.....
Good thing it is knit for expansion. I got this "low T" thing and I fluctuate - a lot!
 

LetsGetCritical

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I feel ya my brother. It seems you may have grown tired of just more of the same ole same sock puppets. I hear ya. Things need to be changed up from time to time. Everybody needs some strange every now and again. So I searched. And I feel I may have found a solution to your conundrum.

My brutha, what you need to try is.....
shit you have a tiny cock!
 

Yessica...

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Is @Trousers a sock account? Does anyone know? This douche has been calling me names in the PM section for like an hour.

I thought we were just playin'.

I tried to give him a hurt feelings report, and he didn't think THAT was funny at ALL!

hahahhaha.
 

Yessica...

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Not sure why that thread got closed, but here we go....

I quickly read it as "spew out my vagina"..i thought it was just as appropriate..
hahahahahahah - it's true.

If my vagina was a mouth, every time I read a swarth post it would scream in terror. And then dry up like the Sahara and FUSE itself together forever....

AceVentura-Scream.gif
 

Yessica...

Well-Known Member
Well that's a little disappointing.

Meh, whatever. It would have been a fun interaction, that's for sure.

Anyone ever meet this Trousers fellow? Or talk to them on here? I feel like they have to be fake. No one could be that much of a wanker.
 
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