Lets talk the devil's handshake.

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iamnobody

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So the other day I'm pulling my pud to porn right. It was some homemade 3some blowjob video or something.

Anyway as I'm watching the guy in the video starts getting shitty because the girls were spending too much time jerking him off. Starts telling them to turn off the camera and how he doesn't do "jerk offs" and blah blah blah.

Then these girls start trying to calm him down so they can continue.

And I'm just sitting there thinking to myself... "okay dude, you got cute girls that want to get you off. Does it really matter how? Don't be such a douche"

Then I realized I was the one jerking my man jerky while watching this video, so who am I to judge.


Anyway you got an snake wrestling stories that made you think about life a little bit?
 
Van Blogh

Van Blogh

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This morning after I sat on the shower floor and had a bat I thought of life and how much I just wasted as I watched millions of potential people swirl down the drain, it makes me feel guilty every time, that's why I wish I could ejaculate lava or something cool instead of tad-people
 
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iamnobody

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Van Blogh said:
This morning after I sat on the shower floor and had a bat I thought of life and how much I just wasted as I watched millions of potential people swirl down the drain, it makes me feel guilty every time, that's why I wish I could ejaculate lava or something cool instead of tad-people
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Dyna808

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There was this one time my mom walked in and I didn't stop. We made eye contact and everything. Wait. .... maybe I read that somewhere.
 
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