where would you hide a bowl if you were a parent?

[happyfriendlymushrooms]

okay... so my parents found my bowl along with seven lighters and they confiscated all of it.
my plan is to get one of the friends they dont like over adn have htem steal it(my parents would know it was them but they dont really talk to their parents or anything so its all kewl). the thing is tho, i dont knwo where it is so if you were a parent where would you put your kids bowl?

ive searched everywhere, the only place i can think of now is the trash. and i have gone dumpster diving before so this wont be too bad. adn if it is in the trash then they wont notice its gone.

but yeah.. tell me where you might hide a bowl.

btw if i cant find it its all kewl i was gonna get a hookah anyways, and i can buy a new bowl for my friend anytime.

also, if any of you guys know anything about growing shroomz it would be a big help if i could ask you some questions.

thanxx.

Paula.

 

[fukdapolice]

in they trash, or they are keeping it for their use. i hide mine where no1 goes/looks.

so think where about where no1 goes in ur house. or check their room.

also, you have to 18+ to join this site. and if you are over 18 and still live wit ur parents.... confused:

 

[E=MC420]

1 bowl and seven lighters - $9.52 Teenage kid dumpster diving in the family trash - priceless. Same kid trying trying to hide shroom grow from parents - retarded.

Paula - You live under their roof, obey their rules. Your life will be much easier. When you have your own place and can make your own choices feel free to try some new things.

Until then, keep your stuff stashed outside your room.. Good luck

 

[moonbeam]

i'm over 18 and still live with my parents, but thats because I goto college like 10 min away and its hard for even 2 people to be able to afford an apartment and a car here. anyway...

I think having a friend steal it is a bad idea. Iff they find it gone, they are gonna know you were somehow behind it. Declare it a loss and get a new one and be better about keeping it hidden

 

[OsirisDev]

Man I'm so glad that my parents were cool lol. Either they aren't telling you they are chiefing, or they probably smashed the thing.

 

[fukdapolice]

i'm over 18 and still live with my parents, but thats because I goto college like 10 min away and its hard for even 2 people to be able to afford an apartment and a car here. anyway...

I think having a friend steal it is a bad idea. Iff they find it gone, they are gonna know you were somehow behind it. Declare it a loss and get a new one and be better about keeping it hidden

yea i was gonna put "depending on ur circumstances" but i decided to leave it out. oh well. i just think if u are 18+ and still wit parents, make sure they know you are growing(or watever else). i was at my moms house til about 19 and coming home fucked up stinking like herb and alcohol. my mom aint like it, so she would bitch all the time. now i have my own place, and do wat ever the fuck i want. but uh, +rep for you stayin in school. i shoulda stayed in college.

 

[NoDrama]

Your parent s smashed it with a hammer and threw it out the day before the trash man came, they aint stupid. If you find it they will KNOW it was you who instigated it, you really think they don't care that one of your friends comes over and steals their shit? If i was them i would put the beat down on your ass. Don't steal, they are your parents dude, if you steal from them they will never respect you and it will make them feel terrible thinking its their fault you turned out to be such a bad person. shame on you!!!

 

[gangjababy]

nice first post....

 

[happyfriendlymushrooms]

for those of you being all like "you shoudl obey your parents tryranny", you hsould try livign iwht your parents again. its like hell. yeah... thats not gonna happen.
and its my first year going into college bu just i got accepted into a college which i can ride my bike to from my house so im gonna be staying here for a long ass time. since i got accepted into htis college they refused to pay to let me go to anohter one.
yeah... whatever ill just dig through the trash... if i dont find it i can steal anohter one anyways... i can also steal a hookah while im at it... and the lighters can be stolen too.
btw i steal EVERYTHING and i really dont care so dont try to tell me its wrong or any shit like htat.
and i WILL grow shrooms but first i need a little practice in not getting caught since my parents just LOVE to look through my shit.

 

[makinthemagic]

they might keep it in an underwear drawer or wherever they keep their sex toys and condoms and such. somewhere in the garage may be a possibility if they don't think you go there much. its also very possible your stuff is in the local landfill.

 

[happyfriendlymushrooms]

they found it today so its not in the local landfill.
i think i will check hte underwear drawer. but i do acutally kinda hope its in the trash. that way i can just get it and they wont notice.

 

[happyfriendlymushrooms]

yeah. i found where they keep the condoms and shit. there was a hell of a lot of condoms, a plastic hand (ewww!!), and a vibrator, but no bowl. its in the trash.

god, that was scaryer than searching through the trash could ever be.

 

[gangjababy]

for those of you being all like "you shoudl obey your parents tryranny", you hsould try livign iwht your parents again. its like hell. yeah... thats not gonna happen.
and its my first year going into college bu just i got accepted into a college which i can ride my bike to from my house so im gonna be staying here for a long ass time. since i got accepted into htis college they refused to pay to let me go to anohter one.
yeah... whatever ill just dig through the trash... if i dont find it i can steal anohter one anyways... i can also steal a hookah while im at it... and the lighters can be stolen too.
btw i steal EVERYTHING and i really dont care so dont try to tell me its wrong or any shit like htat.
and i WILL grow shrooms but first i need a little practice in not getting caught since my parents just LOVE to look through my shit.

You are a prick! So you stole a bowl and your parents stole it from you? Can you say karma?

 

[mane2008]

you kno how to roll up?
den you only have to worry bout them finding ya lighter and smoke.

 

[mane2008]

for those of you being all like "you shoudl obey your parents tryranny", you hsould try livign iwht your parents again. its like hell. yeah... thats not gonna happen.
and its my first year going into college bu just i got accepted into a college which i can ride my bike to from my house so im gonna be staying here for a long ass time. since i got accepted into htis college they refused to pay to let me go to anohter one.
yeah... whatever ill just dig through the trash... if i dont find it i can steal anohter one anyways... i can also steal a hookah while im at it... and the lighters can be stolen too.
btw i steal EVERYTHING and i really dont care so dont try to tell me its wrong or any shit like htat.
and i WILL grow shrooms but first i need a little practice in not getting caught since my parents just LOVE to look through my shit.

You be booking out the ass dont get caught bra.
It feels better to buy than steal.
Trust me ive stolen alot of stuff lighter and bowls dont even compare bra.
Getting tore off aint worth a lil $40 bowl.

 

[happyfriendlymushrooms]

i dont really like joints though. i prefer the bowl, and its not mine anyways, its my friends. but i can just buy/steal her a new one and yeah... youre probably right... i should just do joints but i do REALLY wanna get a vaporizer, or a hookah.

 

[misshestermoffitt]

btw i steal EVERYTHING and i really dont care so dont try to tell me its wrong or any shit like htat.
and i WILL grow shrooms but first i need a little practice in not getting caught since my parents just LOVE to look through my shit.

People who steal suck.

BTW shrooms grow on cow shit. I really don't think you can have a big vat of cow shit in your room and nobody notice.

Maybe you should just move out and spare your parents the drama......

 

[happyfriendlymushrooms]

You are a prick! So you stole a bowl and your parents stole it from you? Can you say karma?

kiss-ass
but seriously live under your parents roof for one more week and youll agree wiht me.
karma makes hte world go round. theres nothing wrong with it.

 

[happyfriendlymushrooms]

People who steal suck.

BTW shrooms grow on cow shit. I really don't think you can have a big vat of cow shit in your room and nobody notice.

Maybe you should just move out and spare your parents the drama......

there are some methoods that dont involve using shit.
and if i do need the shit really badly i have a dog. (i know its gross but hell, i dont care)

 

[mane2008]

i dont really like joints though. i prefer the bowl, and its not mine anyways, its my friends. but i can just buy/steal her a new one and yeah... youre probably right... i should just do joints but i do REALLY wanna get a vaporizer, or a hookah.

I had tons of shoes and kept my shoes in the box my moms aint really care but i still liked to hide my shit from her.
So i kept all my shit in various shoe boxes.
Put it in something she wouldnt check.
drawers shit like that no good bra.
If you wash ya own clothes keep ya bowl in one of ya pants