where would you hide a bowl if you were a parent?

misshestermoffitt

misshestermoffitt

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happyfriendlymushrooms said:
there are some methoods that dont involve using shit.
and if i do need the shit really badly i have a dog. (i know its gross but hell, i dont care)
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Not all shit is created equally. Cow shit and dog shit are not the same shit. Cows eat plants , dogs eat meat. I've never heard of shrooms growing anywhere but on cow patties in the field.
 
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happyfriendlymushrooms

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mane2008 said:
I had tons of shoes and kept my shoes in the box my moms aint really care but i still liked to hide my shit from her.
So i kept all my shit in various shoe boxes.
Put it in something she wouldnt check.
drawers shit like that no good bra.
If you wash ya own clothes keep ya bowl in one of ya pants
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i have a closet behind my bed, she knows about that and she might check it every so often, but what she doesnt know about is that behind the walls of hte closet there is a fairly big space where i can put some shit.
the problem with that is htat its pretty hard to get in there (first i have to move my bed, then its IMPOSSIBLE to get hte damn door open, adn its REALLY dirty in there so it makes me cough and shit.) so sometimes i dont smoke in three weeks, and other times i smoke pretty often (one time i decided i didnt want to get sober for at least a week... i lasted three days but still.) so i wanna have my bowl and shit be somewhere where i can easyly get it. but i guess thats my only option.
 
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NoDrama

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Dood you should just murder your rents, they haven't done nothing good for you anyhow, if they were out of the way you would be the king and could grow 20 pounds a month easy bro.
 
havocdb

havocdb

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my mom always threw em away somewhere else. Grocery stores, gas stations, etc. Cut your losses and grow the fuck up. Oh, and don't post here anymore. You are too young, and most definately too immature for this forum.
 
gimley

gimley

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I don't really have anything to say about the whole hide and seek bowl thing, but if you want to grow shrooms stealth it is pretty easy. First off go to this forum to find out some details Shroomtalk Magazine & Mycology Forums - Issue #3 now on sale. Then you want to find out how to get these items: filter patch bags, ultra pasteurized mycology medium(the shit), good spoors or liquid spores. The ultra pasteurized shit in a filter patch bag does not smell and takes up minimal space. You can do this in relative darkness with good results. I have grown ounces of shrooms this way in my closet for years. I originally bought a kit for 150 and that was well worth it in the long run. Good luck.
 
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joefish

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lol mom with sex toys. thats hot.


paula, seriously- guerilla grow. even mush can be guerilla grown if you find a good spot. do research on climate and regularly survey an area thats nearby, but not easy for others to find.

dont be a stooge and grow at your house if you say your parents love goin thru your shit.

and dont steal haha
 
its69

its69

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haha check there ward-drobes, i remember my rents use to take my game controllers if i was bad, and they would always put it in there room.
 
Stoney McFried

Stoney McFried

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Stoney will sing you a song.Karma...karma...why did you hit me so hard..."Because my son, you are a retard..." Doobey doobey...---------anyway, quit stealing everything, or else youre gonna get your ass kicked.Sheesh!
happyfriendlymushrooms said:
for those of you being all like "you shoudl obey your parents tryranny", you hsould try livign iwht your parents again. its like hell. yeah... thats not gonna happen.
and its my first year going into college bu just i got accepted into a college which i can ride my bike to from my house so im gonna be staying here for a long ass time. since i got accepted into htis college they refused to pay to let me go to anohter one.
yeah... whatever ill just dig through the trash... if i dont find it i can steal anohter one anyways... i can also steal a hookah while im at it... and the lighters can be stolen too.
btw i steal EVERYTHING and i really dont care so dont try to tell me its wrong or any shit like htat.
and i WILL grow shrooms but first i need a little practice in not getting caught since my parents just LOVE to look through my shit.
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misshestermoffitt

misshestermoffitt

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Stoney McFried said:
Stoney will sing you a song.Karma...karma...why did you hit me so hard..."Because my son, you are a retard..." Doobey doobey...---------anyway, quit stealing everything, or else youre gonna get your ass kicked.Sheesh!
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OK that made me laugh/cough my hit out. Tooooooo fuckin funny !!!

bongsmilie for you. Tried to rep you for it, but it wouldn't let me, gotta spread some around first. So have one of these instead bongsmilie


The OP is a theif and a punk. I hope your parents kick you out on your ass. Also bitchin because they wouldn't pay for you to go to another school is pretty childish. Maybe you should get off your butt and pay for your own school.
 
Stoney McFried

Stoney McFried

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I know...these damn punk kids!:mrgreen:
misshestermoffitt said:
OK that made me laugh/cough my hit out. Tooooooo fuckin funny !!!

bongsmilie for you. Tried to rep you for it, but it wouldn't let me, gotta spread some around first. So have one of these instead bongsmilie


The OP is a theif and a punk. I hope your parents kick you out on your ass. Also bitchin because they wouldn't pay for you to go to another school is pretty childish. Maybe you should get off your butt and pay for your own school.
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JohnnyPotSeed1969

JohnnyPotSeed1969

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that's not always true. i sure got my ass beat plenty when i was a youngster, and i turned out just fine. i sure as shit don't steal, and i knew better than to go rooting through my parent's private effects when i lived at home.
 
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