Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[Yessica...]

It got better

SOLD!

 

[IHaveSixCats]

There is a water restriction in my area but my neighbor across the road waters his lawn every night. You are NOT suppose to water anything but your garden. No cars, driveways or lawns. His is the only green lawn on our street. WTF buddy. Pisses me off.

 

[Yessica...]

There is a water restriction in my area but my neighbor across the road waters his lawn every night. You are NOT suppose to water anything but your garden. No cars, driveways or lawns. His is the only green lawn on our street. WTF buddy. Pisses me off.

You should take your morning poop on his lawn.

 

[TripleMindedGee5150]

 

[TripleMindedGee5150]

There is a water restriction in my area but my neighbor across the road waters his lawn every night. You are NOT suppose to water anything but your garden. No cars, driveways or lawns. His is the only green lawn on our street. WTF buddy. Pisses me off.

Tom Selleck didn't give AF why should he? Lol actually I get on my neighbors for watering their lawn at 3pm. Full sun. Some people just don't get it

 

[iamnobody]

I got a raise today. Fuck yeah!

 

[qwizoking]

Thats whats up

 

[iamnobody]

Thats whats up

fo sho. Still nowhere near what I'm worth, but hey it's a step in the right direction.

 

[Metasynth]

 

[qwizoking]

Till all the kinks get worked out......

 

[qwizoking]

Crap my phones about to die.. Ill have tp actually work till 6

 

[Aeroknow]

That would be real slick if the phone sat atop a charging/docking station. And there should be a bigger cavity directly under the scissors for shake. Until they refine the design, it will still be a headlamp(with low light conditions)and old cloning trays for me and my boys. Still pretty cool though.

 

[VTMi'kmaq]

There is a water restriction in my area but my neighbor across the road waters his lawn every night. You are NOT suppose to water anything but your garden. No cars, driveways or lawns. His is the only green lawn on our street. WTF buddy. Pisses me off.

FUCK HIM ITS PROB PAINT LMAO!
https://www.facebook.com/abc7news/videos/10153325431312079/?fref=nf

 

[TripleMindedGee5150]

FUCK HIM ITS PROB PAINT LMAO!
https://www.facebook.com/abc7news/videos/10153325431312079/?fref=nf

Actually I did paint my lawn. I saw the same report. Looks pretty good

 

[Unclebaldrick]

That would be real slick if the phone sat atop a charging/docking station. And there should be a bigger cavity directly under the scissors for shake. Until they refine the design, it will still be a headlamp(with low light conditions)and old cloning trays for me and my boys. Still pretty cool though.

Actually I think that there is a bag under that central cavity.

 

[Aeroknow]

Actually I think that there is a bag under that central cavity.

Fine! I guess I would just remove that worthless screen than.

 

[Flaming Pie]

I got my arm stretched by an attractive 22 y/o physical therapist today...She used to do balet, and is a certified massage therapist as well as physical therapist? I bet she's flexible, too...




EDIT: Haha...i feel rude for even voicing these thoughts anonymously on RIU...I love women, and usually try not to objectify them...

This is the best place to voice those thoughts you cant share with people irl.

I am strangely attracted to a chick at a value grocery I go to. She seems real chill and looks a bit like Scarlett Johansson.

 

[Unclebaldrick]

Fine! I guess I would just remove that worthless screen than.

I see your point but that screen keeps the buds from falling into the shake bag or being put up their anal cavity.

 

[Flaming Pie]

I'm not quite sure what I'd do in a fight or flight scenario...

But I think it rhymes with "sick balls".

I tend to freeze when I'm in danger. My whole body tenses up.

When my daughter is in danger I get a surge of adrenaline. I rush to her side.

Typically, I only fight when someone else is in danger.

 

[april]

So apparently the company I work for got themselves in a bit of a pickle. ..lol end result I'm being severenced out...hahaha talk about perfect timing. ..hello summer off!! Kinda sad because I worked with amazing people but having the whole summer off at our new cottage seems like a dream......