Help me choose my haircut style

[Unclebaldrick]

It is no surprise to those who have me that I have not cut my hair since Y2K. Consequently, I now have a long flowing mane that would make Fabio jealous. I am not taking Fabio today - I mean the golden age of Fabio before he got man-boobs.

But I am sick and tired of running into these signs and spending most of my day in line just trying to mail a letter.

So I have decided to cut my hair but am stymied as to what style to choose.

Please help me with your suggestions. I have included some handy references... you know, so we can communicate about this.

 

[bu$hleaguer]

Flattop. It's all the rage these days.

 

[anzohaze]

Pony tale that son and look like Jesus win win

 

[woody333333]

No poll?

 

[SunnyJim]

What, no man bun?

 

[The_Herban_Legend]

 

[Unclebaldrick]

 

[bearkat42]

Quite possibly the best EVER, and to think, he did that shit on purpose.

 

[SunnyJim]

That was only his phase 1 wig.

 

[SunnyJim]

Forget the man bun and wig; I got caught up in the moment. Think mullet. 'Tache optional, although recommended.



Fair warning - you'll exude sexual magnetism and be irresistible to most men and women.

 

[Singlemalt]

Flattop w/ fenders
edit: with your hair color you'd look like a '65 Impala SS 396

 

[tyler.durden]

I say overcompensate for the years of the long mane and shave it clean like me. Buff to a mirror shine, the ladies LOVE it...

Here's a tutorial, good luck!

 

[lahadaextranjera]

Forget the man bun and wig; I got caught up in the moment. Think mullet. 'Tache optional, although recommended.

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Fair warning - you'll exude sexual magnetism and be irresistible to most men and women.

I was gonna suggest this! What a great compromise between long and short! Lol

 

[peter berger]

THE LADIES LOVE THIS GENTLEMANS HAIRCUT. YOU SHOULD CHOOSE THIS ONE.

 

[Unclebaldrick]

what about a pompadour?

 

[bearkat42]

Forget the man bun and wig; I got caught up in the moment. Think mullet. 'Tache optional, although recommended.

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Fair warning - you'll exude sexual magnetism and be irresistible to most men and women.

I heard somewhere that the Beastie Boys actually coined the term "mullet". Not sure if it's true or not.

 

[peter berger]

what about a pompadour?

Pompadour Magnifique

 

[peter berger]

what about a pompadour?

Seriously though its like the ultimate pompadour. i wish they had a reality tv show "Pompadour Wars" i would watch lol

 

[SunnyJim]

I was gonna suggest this! What a great compromise between long and short! Lol

It really is quite exquisite. Also, don't look directly at his seductive eyes. I don't need to draw you a diagram of what happens next if you risk it.

 

[Unclebaldrick]

I heard somewhere that the Beastie Boys actually coined the term "mullet". Not sure if it's true or not.

It is true according to the OED. The Oxford English Dictionary wrote the book on English.