Help me choose my haircut style

Garden Boss

Garden Boss

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Ask him (must be male) for:
  1. Number 2 shave on the sides.
  2. Fade that into that into the existing nightmare of hair you already own.
  3. Ask him to rub his junk from the back of your neck to your mouth without breaking contact to your body.
  4. Repeat step 3 until it becomes a fluid motion.
  5. Tip him well, especially if step 3 didn't slow progress.
 
Unclebaldrick

Unclebaldrick

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And what the fuck was happening in 1962 and 63? Were men actually sporting the Bismarck look and the Jack the Ripper era dandy look? And why doesn't Ringo show up until 1965?
 
neosapien

neosapien

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Unclebaldrick said:


And what the fuck was happening in 1962 and 63? Were men actually sporting the Bismarck look and the Jack the Ripper era dandy look? And why doesn't Ringo show up until 1965?
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Haha, my other reply was going to say something bout Ringo lol. Great minds...
 
C

CC Dobbs

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Unclebaldrick said:
It is no surprise to those who have me that I have not cut my hair since Y2K. Consequently, I now have a long flowing mane that would make Fabio jealous. I am not taking Fabio today - I mean the golden age of Fabio before he got man-boobs.

But I am sick and tired of running into these signs and spending most of my day in line just trying to mail a letter.


So I have decided to cut my hair but am stymied as to what style to choose.

Please help me with your suggestions. I have included some handy references... you know, so we can communicate about this.







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You can never go wrong with a mullet.
 
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